THIS PUB SELLS A BEER CALLED DORIAN GRAY. IT DOES NOT SELL THIS BEER IN PITCHERS. I CANNOT GET A PITCHER OF DORIAN GRAY.
— bamos appleby (@applebamos) October 5, 2016
The camera in the iPhone 7 is the best camera that we have ever made. Hereâs a beautiful panorama of my white room: pic.twitter.com/CCVCDPOPpo
— ᴺᴼᵠJony Ive (@JonyIveParody) October 2, 2016
iOS mobile app users now get push notifications! Great job, @vveloce :)
— lichess.org (@lichess) October 4, 2016
so there are now scientists working on behalf of tech billionaires to jailbreak humans from the illusion of reality https://t.co/F6ZPI0wHNz pic.twitter.com/E5usEIDAbY
— Felix Gillette (@felixgillette) October 5, 2016
J2EE was just a pale, opening act for the mind-bending display of complexity that is "Modern JavaScript", https://t.co/E2UWzrGgyZ
— DHH (@dhh) October 4, 2016
MURDER CLOWNS: this a good time?
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) October 4, 2016
AMERICA: fuck it. why not.
On conference call with our development guys. "Never Gonna Give You Up" is playing as hold music. We are literally being Rickrolled by IT
— Steve Cavendish (@scavendish) October 4, 2016
this is why we can't have nice things. https://t.co/Pitc919tUT
— cwage (@cwage) October 4, 2016
It's Fleet Week here in San Francisco. The Blue Angels will be screaming overhead soon, which means it's time for this comic again. pic.twitter.com/9tRSBq2kDT
— Scott Jon Siegel is @numberless@xoxo.zone (@numberless) October 3, 2016
Crazy. Yahoo built an email backdoor and didn't even tell their security chief. "The security team initially thought hackers had broken in" pic.twitter.com/8q9Xr1Bt6z
— Trevor Timm (@trevortimm) October 4, 2016
Never seen a better, more succinct analogy of dev vs ops than this #gotocph pic.twitter.com/aDrZAa8au4
— Camille Fournier (@skamille) October 4, 2016
A bowling ball slingshot is exactly as destructive as you hope it would be https://t.co/yh2fqny786 pic.twitter.com/B9AqkGVTzg
— Gizmodo (@Gizmodo) October 3, 2016
Approximate prices of liquids (as of 2016):
— jxf@mastodon.social (@jxxf) October 2, 2016
* sweet crude oil: $0.50 / L
* human blood: $300 / L
* HP inkjet black printer ink: $5,715 / L
here's a thing if you need a little gas in the tank https://t.co/z33JMcvmjp
— Nicholas Goodman (@nickgoodmane) October 2, 2016
My new hobby: finding incomprehensible diagrams on office whiteboards and adding alarming conclusions to them pic.twitter.com/7RAzBF0kYh
— pip-pop bim-bam (@danslimmon) September 30, 2016
Ummm, debuting tomorrow the Cubano dog. Come try it 😋
— SMASHVILLE EATS (@SMASHVILLE_eats) September 30, 2016
"Top Dogs" located in the Food Court @PredsNHL pic.twitter.com/JAyMUvNoPP
