At @Nodevember this year, Mike Lazer-Walker @lazerwalker will be showing off an actual 1920s telephone switchboard, brought back to life with Node. https://t.co/mBk3yq2jO0
— every_jorendorff (@jorendorff) November 17, 2017
If I talked about married people's lives the way they often talk to me about mine, they would call me a monster. "Still got those kids? And the same guy? Don't worry - something will come along and free you...maybe a giant hawk!" https://t.co/mP05A3Btvs
— Eliza Skinner (@elizaskinner) November 18, 2017
time. is speeding up. donât believe me? i used. to eat dinner. before it got dark. now i eat dinner. as itâs getting dark. checkmate
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) November 17, 2017
In Clarksville, police say they welcome body cameras. https://t.co/3uWNmfIMTe pic.twitter.com/RqAxrOmApq
— WPLN News - Nashville Public Radio (@WPLN) November 17, 2017
Pro MacBook Pro Tip: have a Touch Bar with Touch ID? If you edit /etc/pam.d/sudo and add the following line to the topâ¦
— Cabel Sasser (@cabel) November 16, 2017
auth sufficient pam_tid.so
â¦you can now use your fingerprint to sudo!
.@BillForOhio, a sitting Ohio Supreme Court justice and Democratic gubernatorial candidate, apparently posted on Facebook about his sexual escapades.
— Eric Heisig (@eheisig) November 17, 2017
"In the last fifty years I was sexually intimate with approximately 50 very attractive females." pic.twitter.com/TUNT2IVbTt
The justifications given for punching Nazis (they promote genocide, etc.) SHOULD justify outright killing them. Yet somehow that's too far.
— Todd Barrett (@thepiclord) October 16, 2017
"An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the .. convenience." -- mitch hedberg https://t.co/ZMHHVr1Qfo
— cwage (@cwage) November 16, 2017
Over the next 2 weeks, escalators at MCC will be repaired, shutting down the center stairwell. We ask that riders use stairs along Charlotte to go between upper & lower levels, or elevator for ADA needs. We apologize for the inconvenience while we work to improve MCC amenities.
— WeGo Public Transit (@WeGoTransit) November 16, 2017
We interviewed Sophia, the artificially intelligent robot which previously said it wanted to 'destroy humans.' pic.twitter.com/KCrDaAYuit
— Insider International (@InsiderIntl) November 14, 2017
When I receive emails from men explaining how I might be better at my job, I usually respond with a diagram demonstrating the location of the clitoris
— Lauren Duca (@laurenduca) November 15, 2017
I get up surprisingly early for someone who has no real intention of being productive.
— The Un-Chosen One (@CotysGotThis) November 16, 2017
REPORT: Bettman and Rockets owner discuss #NHL possibilities in Houston https://t.co/H0eod4hSfJ (via @KatieJStrang of @TheAthleticDET) #TSNHockey pic.twitter.com/YyRotXxQtP
— TSN Hockey (@TSNHockey) November 16, 2017
Nobody understands developers like Microsoft. Check this out. 🔥https://t.co/RnnIAJV3Qe
— Gabe Monroy (@gabemonroy) November 15, 2017
Your kids are going to do things they shouldnât. It helps if you married someone with a sense of humour. pic.twitter.com/VVTstejBJO
— Eric Massicotte (@DrMassicotte) November 14, 2017
Dearest twits, a plea for help !!
— John Cleese (@JohnCleese) November 15, 2017
I have lost my diary. Somewhere in DC, Richmond or Nashville...
It's bright red leather-bound, seven inches by five and full of Filofax pages
Inside is my UK phone number
Reward for return : $1000 and a big kiss ( provided it's consensual )
Keep a NAS? The higher capacity reds seem to have crossed an interesting cost threshold. pic.twitter.com/W9k641Wnay
— Frank S. Rietta (@frankrietta) November 15, 2017
The last things I'll scream from my death bed pic.twitter.com/NhISqFYtgs
— Lazy Susan (@lazysusan) November 13, 2017
do be fair the scotch collection was mostly one guy's fault
— cwage (@cwage) November 15, 2017
Australia votes 'yes' to same-sex marriage. https://t.co/vNMYvsIjB8
— WSMV 4 Nashville (@WSMV) November 15, 2017
W/ @github now signing commits in your repos with their PGP key they should:
— Peter Todd (@peterktodd) November 14, 2017
1) Mark those commits with something other than "Verified"
2) Use @opentimestamps's Git timestamping so those sigs will still be verifiable after that single 2048-bit RSA key is inevitably compromised. https://t.co/Qj0bcSXgbP
Apparently âmocking testsâ doesnât mean what I thought it did, and I owe QA a massive apology.
— Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig) November 12, 2017
Iï¸ came into the office early to put Sean Hannityâs face on all the Keurigs this week rules already. pic.twitter.com/WJwBidQmwv
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) November 13, 2017
