Still no Dab Cam at Pepsi Center... but we debuted something new last night.
— Colorado Avalanche (@Avalanche) January 18, 2017
How did we do, @DallasStars? https://t.co/kfvSmC8Fsn
Two revolutionary companies went public in the summer of 2004. These are their returns...
— Charlie Bilello (@charliebilello) January 14, 2017
Google (Alphabet): +1,555%
Domino's Pizza: +2,401% pic.twitter.com/lteHpxwvS3
Seems like a generally useful sign. pic.twitter.com/i8RN9qZhOH
— Julia Galef (@juliagalef) January 16, 2017
The lesson of technical debt awareness is - learning how to work without getting in your future's way.
— Michael Feathers (@mfeathers) January 16, 2017
Departing Bo Obama Lands K Street Lobbyist Position https://t.co/tQMYLX2UdZ pic.twitter.com/V5j2yA5APc
— The Onion (@TheOnion) January 16, 2017
Doctors Warn That Only 1 In 20 Americans Deserves A Good Nightâs Sleep pic.twitter.com/vEByu24ZTu
— The Onion (@TheOnion) January 16, 2017
Wow @RyanNegri got stranded in the middle of nowhere with a Tesla because it couldn't start without cell service 😬 https://t.co/GfzSm6A6FK pic.twitter.com/gBd5Scty86
— Internet of Shit (@internetofshit) January 14, 2017
"The feeling when you realize the robots will steal your job." pic.twitter.com/DQvYmYArlD
— Vala Afshar (@ValaAfshar) January 13, 2017
Pretty charged up about our new logo for 2017, our designers really nailed it this time. 👨â🎨â¾ï¸ #subtle #effortless #soundsgood pic.twitter.com/HXJLxRfRBr
— Nashville Sounds (@nashvillesounds) January 13, 2017
Biden: am i an avenger now?
— ally 𝖌𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖗 🐊🧑â🍳🐕🏳ï¸â🌈 (@notacroc) January 13, 2017
Obama: sure Joe
Biden: pic.twitter.com/fNAy5Xwte2
Here we have a doggo who has messed up. He was hoping you wouldn't notice. 11/10 someone help him pic.twitter.com/XdRNXNYD4E
— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) January 13, 2017
OH: "I've got a PR, it's as big as a whale, and it's about to set sail...." (+ @RPNiemeyer)
— Jim Cowart (@ifandelse) January 12, 2017
That is out of this world. Thanks, @NASA. https://t.co/R8CSjAwt2E
— President Obama (@POTUS44) January 12, 2017
