I was just asked to balance a Binary Search Tree by JFK's airport immigration. Welcome to America.
— Uncle Celestine (@cyberomin) February 26, 2017
Roman Josi was asked about why the Predators have found offensive success at home lately.
— Adam Vingan (@AdamVingan) February 27, 2017
James Neal walking by: "Fans love Frostys."
America: We can all get along. Photo by Michael Abbott. pic.twitter.com/UocWT0ESPF
— Steve Silberman (@stevesilberman) February 25, 2017
I imagine it must be really annoying when someone puts out false info about where you were born. Must really bother you!!
— Jake Tapper 🦅 (@jaketapper) February 25, 2017
cc @BarackObama https://t.co/BCQAWiEksB
The Programmersâ Credo: we do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they were going to be easy
— Pinboard (@Pinboard) August 5, 2016
We're sad to report that Operable is closing it doors. Thank you all for your support. Read more on our blog: https://t.co/D5FOsGQbqz
— Operable, Inc. (@OperableInc) February 23, 2017
I can't tell what's clever satire, what's outright trolling, and what's straight face in Silicon Valley any more. https://t.co/5qVwVliLMN pic.twitter.com/suHw20gguA
— DHH (@dhh) February 23, 2017
*president orders NASA to beam a radio message to the seven earthlike planets telling them he won the election by the biggest margin ever*
— Dave (@gneicco) February 22, 2017
Most useful GIF of all time. 🚙 pic.twitter.com/54acfo9kpv
— Frank Luntz (@FrankLuntz) February 21, 2017
