was just informed that @hansonmusic makes a beer. my day has been made. https://t.co/Wbb5VOp94R

— Whitney Champion 🍪🚀 infosec.exchange/@shortstack (@shortxstack) May 26, 2016

This tortoise lost her shell in a bushfire—but thanks to 3D printing, it was soon revived. pic.twitter.com/HieTtHcoGq

— National Geographic (@NatGeo) May 26, 2016

I literally love it that CNN didn't cut the reply to this @realDonaldTrump tweet from the screenshot pic.twitter.com/dm0dgjCra2

— Jonno Turner (@jonnot) May 25, 2016

A friend of mine made this, I think it’s worth a tweet. pic.twitter.com/W6lg5hhEqT

— wil shipley (@wilshipley) May 24, 2016

The motivations of a venture capitalist are not good for the product nor the employee. Keep this in mind as you invent things & choose work

— Ron Jeffries (@RonJeffries) May 26, 2016

We replaced our monolith with micro services so that every outage could be more like a murder mystery.

— Honest Update (@honest_update) October 7, 2015

There is a particularly clever @google @gmail password phishing email doing the rounds... tell yer friends. pic.twitter.com/YUBw1qOBdp

— ꙮlizilla (@olizilla) May 24, 2016

Hey @ingridlunden, only our website is defunct! You can still call us 24/7
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— Callin' Oates ☎️👱🏻‍♂️👨🏻🎶 (@CallinOates) May 24, 2016

Congratulations! You have invented whiskey pic.twitter.com/AtBSRuGGSn

— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) May 23, 2016

Always call people by their internet name your internet name is your real name no one cares about the fake name your parents gave you.

— RIPNDIP (@RIPNDIP) May 13, 2016

I can’t stop thinking about code… that’s why I’m joining @gitlab as an advisor today.

— Zach Holman (@holman) May 23, 2016

how a corporate hierarchy works pic.twitter.com/UAdQi7EkpC

— Joe Sondow (@JoeSondow) May 21, 2016

Baltimore police officer Edward Nero acquitted on all charges in Freddie Gray case https://t.co/coAx6sj8rG pic.twitter.com/wCSYTgVFoG

— Gawker (@Gawker) May 23, 2016

Congratulations! You have invented whiskey pic.twitter.com/AtBSRuGGSn

— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) May 23, 2016

Things are mostly fine pic.twitter.com/hVzuMRiIfx

— DEV Community (@ThePracticalDev) May 21, 2016

10yo: When in doubt, albatrout.
Me: What the hell is albatrout? That's not real.
10yo: Now you're in doubt!
Me: But…
10yo: ALBATROUT

— JennyPentland, GED (@JennyPentland) May 20, 2016