When you're thinking, really thinking, about what it would be like if Beavis & Butthead were rich. pic.twitter.com/ZX2NLWWJ6P
— David Roth (@david_j_roth) June 10, 2017
(accidentaly fires entire ar15 magazine into my foot & leg with 100% accuracy rate) alright. thats fine. heres what i think happened, [1/82]
— wint (@dril) June 9, 2017
that's a nightmare scenario all right pic.twitter.com/H7MfzaAOx1
— @mikko (@mikko) June 9, 2017
wouldn't it be easier to just have the downtown partnership bus them out of town?
— cwage (@cwage) June 9, 2017
Hundreds of senior citizens stood in line in Oakland today for a shot at a waiting list for subsidized housing. https://t.co/IjmoeDV12s pic.twitter.com/bDG2QInMZK
— ABC7 News (@abc7newsbayarea) June 9, 2017
And this is why the Microsoft Excel logo starts with an X... pic.twitter.com/KZPicqTIBv
— That's so true (@thatissotrueee) August 21, 2014
HomeKit protocol spec is now open to all devs! Can build a smart device using Arduino and control it via HomeKit without getting MFI license
— Victor Ilyukevich (@yas375) June 7, 2017
Every CS degree covers fancy data structures. But what trips up more programmers? Times. Dates. Floats. Non-English text. Currencies.
— James Iry (@jamesiry) June 5, 2017
This duck is missing a foot, but his rescuers got a 3D printer so they can keep printing him new feet â¤ï¸ pic.twitter.com/5l7bSOD475
— The Dodo (@dodo) June 7, 2017
I present to you: fidget spinner implemented in Python vs. fidget spinner implemented in C. https://t.co/htn9BmsxqG
— Roman V Shaposhnik 🇨🇾🇺🇸 🏳ï¸â🌈 (@rhatr) June 5, 2017
More details on @PredsNHL watch party plans here: https://t.co/ErrCTwquNg pic.twitter.com/uY3rfJ4Jzh
— Megan Barry (@MeganCBarry) June 7, 2017
I'm clear: if human rights laws get in the way of tackling extremism and terrorism, we will change those laws to keep British people safe. pic.twitter.com/8EfUJYUDMK
— Theresa May (@theresa_may) June 6, 2017
We sent @BryzGoalie30â to Nashville for the #StanleyCup final.
— The Playersâ Tribune (@PlayersTribune) June 5, 2017
This is his report. #BryzDoesNashville pic.twitter.com/4V7T68xILk
OH: I now officially work with people younger than my .emacs file
— ⨠Phil Calçado (@pcalcado) June 5, 2017
Also looking at 90° with mid 60°s dew points. Gulp. https://t.co/J6jk9F8ECF
— NashSevereWx (@NashSevereWx) June 6, 2017
"We got outhustled tonight. We were in position to win and she just wanted it more. We will learn from this and move on." https://t.co/C2iPdyaTur
— ¯\_(ã)_/¯ (@fitchjr1) June 6, 2017
Wow, before fees, those tickets must have been almost six hundred dollars. https://t.co/87n82fVRKv
— Joe Hills (@joehills) June 6, 2017
Hotel: "Hello Mrs. Watkins, we're unsure why... but currently our website is registering all reservations to you & your card..."
— Laura J. Watkins (@pinkyswearing) June 5, 2017
Me: "WTF?!"
