Are you there, Zod? It's me, Margaret. #RuinABookTitleInOneLetter pic.twitter.com/EOOgnam0Uv
— Eli Lehrer (@elilehrerdc) September 1, 2017
The health of a codebase is a trailing indicator of the health of the team.
— Sarah Mei (@sarahmei) September 1, 2017
We have sent an inspector to the Russian consulate. If they document an excessive smoke violation, they will be cited. https://t.co/wxtgkYLoxq
— Bay Area Air Quality (@AirDistrict) September 1, 2017
This could be bus but you plane pic.twitter.com/83dpTA5WD0
— Todd 'Papi' Carlos (@TheToddWilliams) February 25, 2015
Today is the last day for lots of great people @simple. You want to work with them and I would like to tell you stories about them (DM me).
— falafel neutral (@whilp) September 1, 2017
I.e., there would be 3 activations during a 30-minute warning period. Per @NashvilleEOC: https://t.co/mkqpp0TgEY #TornadicActivity #Harvey
— Freddie OâConnell (@freddieoconnell) August 31, 2017
Has anybody checked on George Strait's exes?
— WhatserName (@IamEveryDayPpl) August 29, 2017
Dinosaur suit-wearing protesters march on Washington to protest Pres. Trumpâs plan to slash the budget for national service programs. pic.twitter.com/ozr2mHz8u5
— ABC News (@ABC) August 31, 2017
Here in flyover country, "straightforward CRUD app" as defined by "I have to get a spreadsheet onto the Internet" is a massive business.
— Justin Searls (@searls) August 31, 2017
Ponding on Trinity Lane in Nashville. Flash flooding reported throughout the area. Turn around don't drown! https://t.co/AQ4eyXlSq1 pic.twitter.com/C6LA1fPWB1
— FoxNashville (@FOXNashville) August 31, 2017
Tonight's event has been cancelled due to weather.
— Live On The Green (@LiveOnTheGreen) August 31, 2017
Your rap name is "young" + your credit card number, expiration date and CVV
— The Hooburrito, a burrito by Hoobastank (@sug_knight) August 10, 2017
Chick-Fil-A customer service is UNDEFEATED pic.twitter.com/sXgBwHDq5b
— Shehan Jeyarajah (@ShehanJeyarajah) August 31, 2017
Dunno. I can check with ITS.
— Freddie OâConnell (@freddieoconnell) August 31, 2017
PROBABLY IN THE FLOODPLAIN
Reminder: People who say "X is just a 'cost center'" are actually just a cost center.
— GitLab CEO Here (@gitlabceohere) August 31, 2017
Computer, show me the most Parisian crime possible pic.twitter.com/G45eL3lorU
— Matt Ford (@fordm) August 30, 2017
My sister keeps sending me pictures of down-&-out possums with inspirational sports quotes. When I asked her about she said "this is my art" pic.twitter.com/J3uKocKfJ1
— Worrier Princess (@the_whole_half) August 30, 2017
I first heard it from Ezra Zygmuntowicz https://t.co/pW1ZnoamdN
— Jason Dew (@jasondew) August 30, 2017
Well folks, he is officially a police officer. Majlo was spotted getting into the donuts at headquarters. pic.twitter.com/tTXnvAP7rQ
— Mt. Juliet Police (@MtJulietPolice) August 30, 2017
Dunning Kroger - the phenomenon wherein everyone thinks their Kroger is the "ghetto kroger"
— cwage (@cwage) October 21, 2015
Figured out the name for my new jam band pic.twitter.com/iMW6s1atFn
— Jeff Gerstmann (@jeffgerstmann) August 29, 2017
BREAKING: protestors cover Sam Davis statue at Tennessee State Capitol in Nashville; chain bust of Terence Crutcher to it. pic.twitter.com/afGK8s0WYq
— Natalie Allison (@natalie_allison) August 29, 2017
BREAKING: I called the apartment building on West End that Woodlands is in. They confirmed that Woodlands is reopening, likely this week.
— Emily Siner (@SinerSays) August 28, 2017
BREAKING: I called the apartment building on West End that Woodlands is in. They confirmed that Woodlands is reopening, likely this week.
— Emily Siner (@SinerSays) August 28, 2017
have reports of people getting into attic to escape floodwater do not do so unless you have an ax or means to break through onto your roof
— Chief Art Acevedo (@ArtAcevedo) August 27, 2017
