"The biggest drain on productivity is context-switching."
— Justin Searls (@searls) May 2, 2016
"Ok, so we use @SlackHQ for all our communication around here."
New side project: price tags on Google Calendar events based on the inferred hourly rates of participants. pic.twitter.com/nzck5aJ3rh
— Phil Cohen (@philltopia) May 2, 2016
Inventor of large-scale identity management system fails to convincingly prove his identity.
— Matthew Green (@matthew_d_green) May 2, 2016
Man I wish everyone stop saying I beat a kid in the hospital 91-35.... It was 98-35, had 91 with 1:26 left in the 4th pic.twitter.com/TAJxefv5A4
— Cardale Jones (@CJ1two) February 10, 2015
Apple has $233 billion in cash. It could buy all
— Vala Afshar (@ValaAfshar) April 30, 2016
—@NFL teams
—@NBA teams
—@MLB teams
—@NHL teams
...and still have $80 billion left. $AAPL
Who needs teeth when you can just drink Soylent!? https://t.co/M1Spxtrm60 pic.twitter.com/2JDW7UipH2
— Alex Sharp (@ajsharp) April 30, 2016
You cowards just love watching the NFL Draft while you're all too chickenshit to go off and serve in the football yourselves.
— Virgil Texas (@virgiltexas) April 28, 2011
Who needs DNS when you have Twitter. pic.twitter.com/2KQjl1Cjbk
— Pete Cheslock (@petecheslock) April 28, 2016
So @TheCUTCH22 has hit as many HRs tonight (3) as the Braves have hit all season. Hard to believe I just typed that.
— Jayson Stark (@jaysonst) April 27, 2016
If you ever stay in a hotel for the night, do this before you leave. The cleaners love it! pic.twitter.com/KyzK9LLefr
— The Cabana Club (@TheCabanaClub) April 24, 2016
Fun game: refer to it clunkily as "man-explaining" until a guy snaps and corrects you
— Emmy Blotnick (@emmyblotnick) October 8, 2015
@github please make the new PR viewing work with forced pushes
— Dan Peterson (@danp128) April 27, 2016
