Command line Russian roulette. #programminghttps://t.co/Y2zgyGaOqA pic.twitter.com/3YSB1BWsCm
— Randy Olson (@randal_olson) April 26, 2016
What does Benjamin Button, Aunt May and Peter Parker all have in common?
— ATDM Back Up. (@TheSuperheroez) July 16, 2015
As time goes forward they get younger. pic.twitter.com/0Np39LChrr
Automaker Mitsubishi admits it has falsified fuel efficiency tests for the last 25 years. https://t.co/WFroLRQAHm
— CNN Breaking News (@cnnbrk) April 26, 2016
When you own the tire shop you can be all showy about your underperforming rectum pic.twitter.com/1rlF7G39iM
— Chris Onstad (@achewood) April 25, 2016
I wrote an Ubuntu Snap package that shows you an adorable bear, monitors your keystrokes and could steal ssh keys https://t.co/pqX4T0UNJP
— Matthew Garrett (@mjg59@nondeterministic.computer) (@mjg59) April 22, 2016
Most incredible news story I've ever seen https://t.co/OjQSdX9qie
— Scoops (@ejmaroun) April 23, 2016
@sarahdoingthing so despite overbroadness of the CRA, it seems to be legalizing things that are ostensibly already legal
— cwage (@cwage) February 17, 2014
the big short is a bad movie and if you like it you are bad and should feel bad. I am open to other opinions though
— cwage (@cwage) March 7, 2016
Obama: "We consider it a major national security issue that you have uncontrolled migration into Europe."
— CNN Breaking News (@cnnbrk) April 22, 2016
Good news: @nmbs @sncb train traffic to/from #brusselsairport to resume as of tomorrow 22 April 2pm.
— Brussels Airport (@BrusselsAirport) April 21, 2016
He did it again! @JArrieta34 has thrown his second career no-hitter! pic.twitter.com/2JyIKtUEdS
— Chicago Cubs (@Cubs) April 22, 2016
Sinkhole has opened up in the crosswalk at 4th Ave S and KVB. Crews are onsite and area is secure. Pls use caution. pic.twitter.com/nskW0zGg6N
— Nashville Department of Transportation (@NashvilleDOT) April 21, 2016
I've changed all rain, regardless of intensity, to purple rain. Radar at 259 PM. pic.twitter.com/WvQTKW7YdA
— NashSevereWx (@NashSevereWx) April 21, 2016
Woman still being told to smile 100 years after death. https://t.co/gKBQyEL2db
— Salena Koster (@Salencita) April 20, 2016
Let me just stop you there. pic.twitter.com/LolOj5bi3L
— Rebecca Roache (@rebecca_roache) April 16, 2016
