Using a bigger spoon means you can put more food in your mouth
— Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ (@Bob_Janke) May 24, 2017
Metro already has @NMotion2016 https://t.co/fhWJSsVoWH & sidewalks/bikeways plan https://t.co/4qoHX7dM9K Now another https://t.co/VfBbartN6U
— Joey Garrison (@joeygarrison) May 24, 2017
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— JARRY LEE (@jarry) May 23, 2017
hey do you love wasting time and also getting angry
LIVE LOOK: NASHVILLE, TN.#StanleyCup pic.twitter.com/IeddfrBKqg
— NBC Sports Hockey (@NBCSportsHockey) May 23, 2017
I have this Win10 Enterprise vm that I was using to test out various privacy settings. Here's some of the stuff I found out so far...
— Mark Burnett (@m8urnett) May 21, 2017
"Who paid for you?" he whispered. But the old wall keeps her secrets. pic.twitter.com/xplQhXvzQ3
— Jackie Jennings (@ohhijackie) May 22, 2017
OpenSSL announcing bugfix releases without security fixes https://t.co/q9rEvmXCBR this is a good sign.
— hanno (@hanno) May 22, 2017
Tanel Kangert abandonó el Giro tras fuerte caÃdapic.twitter.com/L8Q8ZfiN5J
— ~Thiago~ (@santy_pe) May 21, 2017
This guy figured out how to shut down the biggest ransomware attack in history. This is his reward. pic.twitter.com/PIjX0vYAe7
— dan barker (@danbarker) May 20, 2017
We've created the absolute worst drink in history and its only a penny. Join us tomorrow for @PredsNHL and enjoy a "Ryan Kesler Cheap Shot"
— Nobodys Grille (@NobodysMboro) May 20, 2017
Awww, he thinks he's people! pic.twitter.com/rPFoXKth5T
— Jacob Andrews (@FLoaBComic) May 19, 2017
Am told by the @PredsNHL they will soon release a statement re: Ryan Johansen's reported injury
— Chris Harris (@ChrisHarrisWSMV) May 19, 2017
California officials say five people hospitalized after eating nacho cheese from a gas station. https://t.co/TqlhqERcre
— The Associated Press (@AP) May 19, 2017
Stop what you're doing. Please show respect to this cover from Spanish magazine 'Tapas'. pic.twitter.com/3AT7fmpBih
— Ryan Sheales (@RyanSheales) May 18, 2017
