Me:I need to pitch inside
— Noah Syndergaard (@Noahsyndergaard) December 4, 2016
Inner me: Throw behind him pic.twitter.com/MIdHbgih1r
The President of Taiwan CALLED ME today to wish me congratulations on winning the Presidency. Thank you!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 3, 2016
Current BTC bid is $106: http://t.co/htrcddXDoM. Reminder, we peaked at $260. What a fucking joke.
— DHH (@dhh) April 10, 2013
"how many layers of agile are you on?"
— Nick Quaranto âµï¸ (@qrush) December 1, 2016
"like maybe 5 or 6 right now, we use trello, do standup"
"you are like a little baby, watch this" pic.twitter.com/d8J9CzU9Bj
Mayor applauded when moderator suggested expanding Medicare for everyone in the country.
— Amelia Knisely (@ameliaknisely) December 1, 2016
Bored at your current job? Learn the true meaning of boredom as a Senior Jira Administrator pic.twitter.com/DKT8MCK0Uh
— Devin Brady (@bradyhunch) December 1, 2016
If Gen. Petreaus becomes Secretary of State, his computers and office will be subject to warrantless searches by his probation officer. pic.twitter.com/MH4srR3W6I
— Brad Heath (@bradheath) November 30, 2016
'Fascism' is still our #1 lookup.
— Merriam-Webster (@MerriamWebster) November 29, 2016
# of lookups = how we choose our Word of the Year.
There's still time to look something else up.
JERRY SEINFELD: Siri, what's the deal with airplane food?
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) July 3, 2015
SIRI: I'm not even alive and I wish I was dead
1. a few thoughts about Mitt Romney tonight.
— mightygodking (now at bsky dot social) (@mightygodking) November 30, 2016
Long ago exactly one cat died from being fed four minutes past feeding time and cats have told their children of this for 3,000 generations
— Cat Tips (@CatTipps) November 29, 2016
The new issue of furious twitter egg magazine is out tomorrow! Don't forget to pick up your copy! pic.twitter.com/K7ITYWybhJ
— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) November 28, 2016
The scariest chart nobody knows about. The declining belief, by age, that it is "essential" to live in a democracy. pic.twitter.com/iRji1m4r9V
— Brian Klaas (@brianklaas) November 29, 2016
Taco Bell Cheetos Quesadillas hit Philippines, arrival in US inevitable (H/T @Kotaku) pic.twitter.com/kuLBXOGVHg
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) November 29, 2016
Chocolate 🍫 bacon 🐷!! In house bacon smothered in Godiva chocolate. â¤ï¸ pic.twitter.com/dE2obWgrD7
— Mitchell Deli (@MitchellDeli) November 29, 2016
Unreal images coming out of Gatlinburg this morning.... 😔 pic.twitter.com/xWkfhhGVow
— â Chris Jackson â (@ChrisJacksonSC) November 29, 2016
Bad Dataviz: This map of every pub in the UK is super helpful. via /r/dataisugly https://t.co/5K7GjbewCk pic.twitter.com/jzG7tp3z21
— Linda Regber (@Satoshi_calling) November 29, 2016
Unreal images coming out of Gatlinburg this morning.... 😔 pic.twitter.com/xWkfhhGVow
— â Chris Jackson â (@ChrisJacksonSC) November 29, 2016
