That wholesome feeling when you think you are contributing but you really have no idea what you are doing. pic.twitter.com/80JzQKrdkH
— doodlewhale áá 🇬🇧🐕🚜 (@doodlewhale) July 4, 2017
40 minutes to drink isn't enough
I'm post-privacy
cool off your jets, take off your sweats. I got a funny feeling, they've got plastic in the afterlife.
Open at Noon today! Kabobs on at 1pm, come out and see us!
— East Nash Beer Works (@eastnashbeer) July 3, 2017
[the invention of tennis]
— The Notorious B.E.V. 🌈 (@blade_funner) June 30, 2017
"I don't want this ball."
"Well, I don't want it either."
Redirecting an asteroid is a continuation of impeachment by other means
People who are offended when I breastfeed in public need to STFU. What I'm doing is natural and strengthens the bond between me and my dog.
— ghost mom (@radtoria) October 21, 2014
Me trying to speed up my #ruby on #rails app. pic.twitter.com/3QLVGxni1B
— Chris Oliver (@excid3) July 1, 2017






