We did it guys!
Nothing! pic.twitter.com/966JU3MypQ

— Dave Weasel (@DaveWeasel) January 7, 2017

The ten stages of programming language adoption pic.twitter.com/lbOtBY8wDQ

— DEV Community (@ThePracticalDev) October 26, 2016

Seriously stop changing the Hollywood sign. It's fine how it is pic.twitter.com/m2jzp5J8yo

— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) January 7, 2017

Amazon, FreshDirect will start accepting food stamps https://t.co/xUj8XsPfGO This will actually combat food deserts & low quality stores

— Mikki Kendall (@Karnythia) January 7, 2017

being violent and drunk in Japan sounds amazing pic.twitter.com/mfTETfjQwj

— Thomas Gorton (@AngstromHoot) January 6, 2017

Snow Mountain will be closed tomorrow, Jan 7, due to snow. Yes, we are aware of the irony. pic.twitter.com/3OvU6lfRLt

— Stone Mountain Park (@StoneMtnPark) January 6, 2017

TRUMP, when will you understand that I am not paying for that fucken wall. Be clear with US tax payers. They will pay for it.

— Vicente Fox Quesada (@VicenteFoxQue) January 6, 2017

that one Garfield strip where Jon drinks dog cum pic.twitter.com/a04TRo6p96

— Cybershell (@Cybershell) November 8, 2015

*posts Pepe once* pic.twitter.com/Lqk1cLgo1g

— ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ꜱᴏꜰᴛ ʜᴀʀᴅᴍᴀɴ (@GASLlGHTER) January 5, 2017

.@Gnash00 new phone, who dis?

— Nashville Predators (@PredsNHL) January 6, 2017

This is all payback for that #CrackaCoastGuard joke I told on @ArsenioHall in 1990.

— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) January 6, 2017

this is all I've seen, and this account isn't verified pic.twitter.com/7ehLbkMNEQ

— Smashville's Finest (@501Broadway) January 6, 2017

I’m assuming this $20m they are putting into the Music City Center is to house the homeless there. Right, @MayorMeganBarry?

— Brandon Valentine (@bvalentine615) January 5, 2017

Fun anecdote at the beginning of this article https://t.co/i4zpwJ2bnm pic.twitter.com/LHqPFjWCAo

— Sam Bowman (@s8mb) January 5, 2017

GitLab CEO here, reminding you that only when your infrastructure is turned off is it actually immutable

— GitLab CEO Here (@gitlabceohere) January 5, 2017

"You coming over?"

"Can't cos depressed"

"I got pizza"...https://t.co/V695BnCcu5

— Gordon Heliotrope (@GordoHelio) January 4, 2017

Make sure to stop by Section 108 and get some POUTINE as a part of #CapsCanadianNight! Doors are OPEN. #RockTheRed pic.twitter.com/dXLz6ucMnf

— Washington Capitals (@Capitals) January 3, 2017

A fork in the road https://t.co/6gJrXYYiVJ

— CyanogenMod (@CyanogenMod) December 24, 2016

A toddler has now shot a person every week in America for two years straight.

Yes, you read that correctly. https://t.co/q4mZav7Nl7 pic.twitter.com/SpoH2Mm7d9

— States United (@SUPGVNetwork) January 3, 2017

That Altair was slow, but got over 200M floating point operations to the gallon. Whisper quiet, too, if you weren’t drawing a fractal

— Pinboard (@Pinboard) January 3, 2017

#ItCity @PKSubban1 https://t.co/HTwlzXOywx

— The "It-City is Over" Paper (@TheItCityPaper) January 3, 2017

Max Pacioretty se blesse à la jambe droite à l'entraînement. Il a reçu un tir des poignets de Shea Weber. #CH pic.twitter.com/gQ7QRsUjVB

— Chantal Machabee (@ChantalMachabee) January 3, 2017

IYI Economists as frauds:
1) compare themselves to pilots in complex self-organized system
2) their planes crashed https://t.co/UyfioaJkyq

— Nassim Nicholas Taleb (@nntaleb) January 2, 2017