Dad I don't think this Muppets DVD you got me is authentic
— Fred Delicious 🍆 (@Fred_Delicious) March 18, 2014
[Voice from other room] "I'M KREMLIT THE FORG MOTHERFUCKER. I WANT TO FUCK"
@baconmeteor @cwage SAY SOMETHING MEAN ABOUT SOUS VIDE AGAIN
— Thomas H. Ptacek (@tqbf) November 25, 2015
If you like to cook things sous vide but canât fry an egg, you are part of the problem. Please report to nearest grandmother for training
— Pinboard (@Pinboard) November 25, 2015
OH: âAt our company, we came up with our own name for Not Invented Here syndrome.â
— Daniel Westheide - @kaffeecoder@mastodon.social (@kaffeecoder) November 25, 2015
Here's that trailer you were looking for. #CaptainAmericaCivilWarhttps://t.co/AfWRAS2QzE
— Marvel Entertainment (@Marvel) November 25, 2015
Metro Council Rules Committee adopts important change: Oxford commas being added to all committee names where applicable.
— Dave Rosenberg (@DaveRosenbergTN) November 24, 2015
soda has DRM now: the coke freestyle machines at universal studios only work with special RFID-tagged cups pic.twitter.com/X4vhxiSblS
— rogerclark (@rogerclark) November 24, 2015
everytime Black Twitter has a good hashtag this happens.. pic.twitter.com/BQShmv7MoF
— ®G (@RGreen_94) November 24, 2015
would a presidential election decided via twitter poll be a good idea?
— cwage (@cwage) November 25, 2015
Why do folks say "I might add" right after they added the shit? Ain't no "might" about it, dumbass. It has been added!
— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) November 24, 2015
Working circuit board tattoos will make your cyborg fantasies come true @ChaoticMoon https://t.co/DmMrnsAQW2 pic.twitter.com/HSy3K8bpGn
— Gizmodo (@Gizmodo) November 24, 2015
BREAKING: Turkmen brigade in Syria says shot dead two pilots of downed Russian jet as they descended with parachutes
— Reuters (@Reuters) November 24, 2015
@mattrobmo I have yet to see an accurate âClick Holeâ quote of mine. This is not exception.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) November 23, 2015
