Looking forward to Bernie's verse on RTJ3 MT @WPJohnWagner Bernie Sanders and Killer Mike at Busy Bee in Atlanta. pic.twitter.com/SuRamHKuHg

— Lance Conzett (@LanceCo) November 23, 2015

so if you think you're safe because your dell shipped with ubuntu, think again. They installed that shit cert on ubuntu as well.

— D̒̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ🫡 (@Viss) November 23, 2015

So glad Twitter is around to

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Pick up the Slack

— @hayesbrown.bsky.social (@HayesBrown) November 23, 2015

Later, shitlords. pic.twitter.com/ZgnyUz8SWo

— Jana 'Butt of Tsushima' Hall (@ugobananas) November 23, 2015

The next time an interviewer asks you to solve FizzBuzz, impress them by doing it without a programming language. pic.twitter.com/oYo4iAfr8h

— Eric Wastl (@ericwastl) November 20, 2015

Fairytale of new teeth: documentary about Shane MacGowan's dental work coming this Christmas https://t.co/QqX1Sx9XPP pic.twitter.com/esQWpVHvHI

— Stereogum (@stereogum) November 22, 2015

Dog 911: what's ur emergency?

Dog: MY HUMAN WENT TO WORK

Dog 911: so?

Dog: WHAT IF THIS TIME HE DOESN'T COME BACK

Dog 911: OMG

Dog: OMG

— Count Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) November 19, 2015

Still trying to get to the bottom of this. pic.twitter.com/tI0NTmvMFz

— Chaps (@UncleChaps) November 20, 2015

WTF is wrong with IBM?!

“JSONx is an IBM standard format to represent JSON as XML http://t.co/LLCzz2jTLz” pic.twitter.com/P2xyAo4W2c

— Dan Harper (@DanHarper7) September 24, 2014

Now my building is being shut down and they have a remote controlled robot going in the building.

— Jonathan H. Wage (@jwage) November 20, 2015

.@JebBush on shuttering mosques, tracking Muslims: "It's manipulating people's angst and their fears. That's not strength. That's weakness."

— Jason Seher (@jhseher) November 20, 2015

#JaredFogle says his wife is “now a single mother.” Judge: "You gave her $7 million. She’ll be OK.” #FogleSentencing

— FOX59 News (@FOX59) November 19, 2015

@bvalentine615 new system that provides real-time data via app, other tools, & third parties not quite ready for prime time. Will be soon!

— WeGo Public Transit (@WeGoTransit) November 19, 2015

"Pooh?" said Piglet.
"Yes, Piglet?" said Pooh.
"Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra," said Piglet.
"Shaka, when the walls fell," said Pooh.

— michaelgmunz.bsky.social 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (@TheWriteMunz) November 17, 2015

@bvalentine615 @TheItCityPaper well, they can't be held responsible.

— Eric Near, Time Traveler (speed not adjustable) (@ericnear) November 19, 2015

Extremely intelligent dog here. Has learned to walk like human. Even has his own dog. Very impressive 10/10 pic.twitter.com/0DvHAMdA4V

— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) November 19, 2015

"'Let' the Wookiee win? SO much to un-pack in that sentence. And 'the Wookiee' has a name. It's Chewbacca."
-- C3-SJW

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) November 18, 2015

Breslin’s Rule: Don’t trust a brilliant idea unless it survives the hangover.
JIMMY BRESLIN#amwriting #writing pic.twitter.com/n3JosR6gHk

— Jon Winokur (@AdviceToWriters) November 18, 2015

I can't remember where this strip posted — Assetbar? Chicken Recipe. pic.twitter.com/l51MGzXsgm

— Chris Onstad (@achewood) November 18, 2015