Uber Pool, where you have to make four stops per ride to pick up and drop people off now. Most expensive bus I’ve ever taken.
— Zach Holman (@holman) October 11, 2015
Message from British people to all EMC and Dell people - "Keep Calm And Clarion". #dellemc
— Christian Reilly (@reillyusa) October 12, 2015
Is #TaylorSwift’s New Song “Thai Hand Job” About #CalvinHarris? http://t.co/hK38p3a84a pic.twitter.com/lZSjPgLA4x
— Above Average (@AboveAverage) October 12, 2015
Oh sure, make fun of Columbus. Like you've never gone to the grocery store for spices, gotten lost, then murdered several million people.
— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) October 13, 2014
“Can I get 2 boxes of Sudafed?”
— Bryan Donaldson (@TheNardvark) October 9, 2015
“Sorry, by law you can only buy one at a time.”
“Okay then just the one box of Sudafed and these 7 guns.”
Front-end VS back-end software, a great illustration! pic.twitter.com/v5X88UazHx
— Adrien Joly (@adrienjoly) October 9, 2015
Three cats and you're a cat lady, right? But nobody ever called a guy a cat lord. #catlords
— Edward Snowden (@Snowden) October 8, 2015
#RandyQuaid now facing deportation in Canada after fleeing the U.S. with his wife in 2010. http://t.co/HN4yCOMPyk pic.twitter.com/gMCbIUYpri
— AP Entertainment (@APEntertainment) October 8, 2015
Introducing the new X1 instance type, with over 2TB of RAM per instance #reInvent pic.twitter.com/1D288H3Kn9
— AWS Events (@AWSEvents) October 8, 2015
I know I'm late on this, but just found out that the illuminati is in league with the Build-a-Bear Group.
— Tony Camin (@tonycamin) October 2, 2015
