The thing IFTTT wants sites to start doing for them (offering a standardized API endpoint) is literally the one job they had
— Pinboard (@Pinboard) March 28, 2016
I've become a wizard because GitHub has given me a staff pic.twitter.com/P5wP2gsFJM
— Aaron Patterson (@tenderlove) March 28, 2016
Can I quickly show you this gif of a kitten stealing a potato pic.twitter.com/mzmpMXYvhg
— cardinal copium (@emotionalpedant) March 23, 2016
Pitt fans, enjoy Kevin Stallings. He can make a bad team pretty good, an average team pretty good, and a great team pretty good.
— David Gordon (@GordoZordo) March 27, 2016
"What's the largest number you can represent with 3 digits? Nope. It's not 999." by @Ed_Trice on @LinkedIn https://t.co/bi5Zg8a4JV
— John Foley (@FoleyJohnP) March 17, 2016
When your heart fills with doubt, it can be good to envision this wurst case scenario pic.twitter.com/zNgtFGM0bd
— Naomi Clark (ææªç´ç¾) â (@metasynthie) March 25, 2016
Time to remind folks that there have been more US Senators arrested for sexual misconduct in bathrooms than trans people #NorthCarolina
— Stephanie Skora (@Stephanie_Skora) March 24, 2016
This one hits way too close to home pic.twitter.com/M9GkT3i4Zr
— DEV Community (@ThePracticalDev) March 25, 2016
No bitch, shits been over for a decade. Get a job. https://t.co/vvgU3MYXga
— XZIBIT (@xzibit) March 19, 2016
If I did PR for Cruz:
— Radley Balko (@radleybalko) March 25, 2016
"We sincerely doubt the American people will believe that six women were willing to have sex with Sen. Cruz."
Boot Scootin' Boogie @PredsProShop w/ @PredsNHL #cowboyboots are in @BrdgstoneArena w/ limited quantities & sizes pic.twitter.com/zO0BoFBJrL
— Nashville Locker Room (@NSHLockerRoom) March 24, 2016
Each keystroke in the Chromium Omnibox was causing 25000 memory allocations to be made: https://t.co/9eOSFYcIPv
— Peter David McCormick (@pdmccormick) March 24, 2016
Hillary has a three-part plan to defeat ISIS in the Middle East, around the world, and here at home. pic.twitter.com/Nh1JrS2lmD
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) March 23, 2016
Comodo antivirus forwards emulated Win32 API calls to the real API during scans. ¯\_(ã)_/¯ https://t.co/PHOw6vl6X1
— Tavis Ormandy (@taviso) March 22, 2016
Mandatory bground checks for online purchases defeated on a voice vote.
— Chas Sisk (@chassisk) March 23, 2016
Protip: Before doing a political ad, check Urban Dictionary for unintended alt meanings. https://t.co/JvVEzAf3xM
— Scott Greenfield (@ScottGreenfield) March 23, 2016
Korean Veterans Memorial Bridge in #NashvilleTN in unity with #Belgium tonight. #🇧🇪 @MayorMeganBarry pic.twitter.com/2IWrfYw5bj
— Christy Milliken (@coastalcam1) March 23, 2016
