DIRECT HIT! Activate Euphoria Protocols!! https://t.co/kXD5jQY1ei
— Bernalwood (@Bernalwood) March 22, 2016
Breaking News: The U.S. government says it may not need Apple’s help to unlock the San Bernarndino gunman’s iPhonehttps://t.co/64uw6tvwVi
— The New York Times (@nytimes) March 21, 2016
Obama in Cuba is Peak No Fucks Given: pic.twitter.com/CTlk4MNkba
— Catherynne M. Valente (@catvalente) March 21, 2016
A £200m research vessel is set to be named RSS Boaty McBoatface, thanks to the internet https://t.co/3MpuzJObHK pic.twitter.com/knN8t1Y3GB
— The Independent (@Independent) March 20, 2016
How I feel picking the next president. pic.twitter.com/GNXXVzRsyR
— Nick (@im_nick_james) March 17, 2016
I hope Michael Stipe is happier now as commander of a Soviet submarine covertly operating in the Baltic Sea. pic.twitter.com/AD5O3ZaG4Y
— Gray Gunter (@graygunter) March 20, 2016
Scott Baio endorses Trump so you can bet that's the last time anyone leaves Charles in charge.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) March 20, 2016
These goggles allow my son Thanson to eat gluten in small amounts , pic.twitter.com/WARXrnTzsR
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) March 14, 2016
Jim Nill just said Seguin with cut of Achilles. Out 3-4 weeks.
— Mike Heika (@MikeHeika) March 18, 2016
when you can't let go of that argument you lost pic.twitter.com/FfMFpIxlqM
— Joe Sondow (@JoeSondow) January 27, 2016
How the day is going. pic.twitter.com/Cz9y6OrIjx
— Beer Street Journal (@BeerSTJournal) March 17, 2016
St. Patrick's Day is for amateurs. I'm a Caucasian nightmare 365 days a year.
— May Wilkerson (@shutupmay) March 17, 2016
