I thought the FBI said master keys keep us safe. pic.twitter.com/usoOIfLnCx

— Ben Thompson (@benthompson) March 13, 2016

@realDonaldTrump Send them. They deserve to see what an honest politician sounds like.

— Millennials For Revolution (@Bernlennials) March 13, 2016

"We avoided a Great Depression.
Thanks, Obama."
—@POTUS #SXSW2016 pic.twitter.com/BBcKZOD8cW

— White House Archived (@ObamaWhiteHouse) March 11, 2016

@cwage did some quick corrections for population. am i missing something or is this a manufactured non-story? pic.twitter.com/JJH42igzIM

— cwage (@cwage) March 13, 2016

Sorry about locking the door at the arena. I saw all the blue & panicked. It wasn't Blues fans after all. #BBN #SEC pic.twitter.com/bCL8o9zvQg

— Gnash (@Gnash00) March 12, 2016

"I removed the word 'balls' from the test suite 18 times. My commit message was, 'emasculating the codebase'"

— script kitty (@marthakelly) March 11, 2016

Another quality #samsung product. #android pic.twitter.com/e59n5ZPfkT

— Damian Esteban (@estebanrules) March 11, 2016

Closing issues on @GitHub like.. pic.twitter.com/ev8UNaZXtc

— SJK (@StartupJKhaled) March 6, 2016

"Knifin' Around," Space Ghost Coast to Coast (2001) pic.twitter.com/VxY7PYL3zn

— Cartoon GIFs (@toongif) March 8, 2016

🤔 https://t.co/rPoGlrmnc0

— James Neal (@jneal_18) March 10, 2016

@whit Docker Who's container is bigger on the inside

— cwage (@cwage) March 9, 2016

Texas news crew sent to check on storm damage found a dog riding a lawn mower https://t.co/PRyXCGqggr pic.twitter.com/kqWi72gInW

— HuffPost (@HuffPost) March 10, 2016

omfg https://t.co/L5G7IjIRbb pic.twitter.com/vnzK8DBOa5

— Julia Carrie Wong (@juliacarriew) March 9, 2016

pic.twitter.com/IFChFCsExa

— On The Forecheck (@OnTheForecheck) March 10, 2016

@davechenell @BertrandRustles to be fair, that's pretty much how Python works. pic.twitter.com/6eWTi0O3GC

— Barry MacDonald (@bmac1906) January 23, 2015

guys i just invented the best programming language pic.twitter.com/1TWwfs7gdn

— Dave Chenell (@davechenell) January 20, 2015

Gonna swap our existing transport layer out and use recruiting. They seem to reliably get a message to someone even if they don't want it.

— Honest Update (@honest_update) March 9, 2016

Currently unable to differentiate between my email and a DoS attack

— ryanmoffat (@ryanmoffat) February 24, 2016

Why are they serving Tennessee chicken at KFC?

— Baked Neil Tyson (@BakedNeil) March 8, 2016

Some sort of unholy alliance has been formed in Winter Harbor, Maine https://t.co/Dg1DU67xNJ

— John Hodgman (@hodgman) March 8, 2016