We're going to start tonight's Hackers' Meeting with the customary five minutes of trying to get Linux to work with the projector
— Natalie Silvanovich (@natashenka) March 12, 2015
The ambassador to South Korea has that red-wine-and-prostitutes glow pic.twitter.com/CMSKey2zGe
— chris crofton (@thecroftonshow) March 12, 2015
Just made the second most important purchase in my life, a house! The first was my tits.
— Asa Akira (@AsaAkira) March 11, 2015
The #MacBook's logic board is smaller than the #RaspberryPi http://t.co/hJJgT6HCsB pic.twitter.com/IUCKZ8b27x
— Chai (@chaione) March 11, 2015
@apotonick @andrzejkrzywda Anyone using Rails on a daily basis agrees with almost everything I've ever said on software design.
— DHH (@dhh) March 9, 2015
"When you're accused of sleep-related crimes, you may not want to issue your statement in pajamas." pic.twitter.com/6gnGxy0ow8
— The Nightly Show (@nightlyshow) March 10, 2015
"Hey bro, you got the time?"
— The Oatmeal (@Oatmeal) March 10, 2015
"Yeah, it's ... hang on. Just a sec.
God fucking damnit." pic.twitter.com/vCrpqQ5FIj
If your Apple Watch begins to pulse RED please report to Carousel for Renewal.
— sizemore (@sizemore) March 9, 2015
DON'T RUN.
The MacBook will be available in silver, gray, or gold--and a free carrying case for all the adapters and USB port multipliers you'll need!
— David Pogue (@Pogue) March 9, 2015
The "IT Clowd" test: turn off everything and then start it back up. Does it still work?
— w h i t (@whit) March 9, 2015
