To quote my former colleague: "Fair is where you get funnel cakes."
— Jim Utter (@jim_utter) March 5, 2015
Living w/ @bvalentine615 means I now assume automation over "a ghost" when I'm home alone & random lights turn themselves on.
— Kate Dore (@CashvilleSky) March 6, 2015
from the inbox — vapers have a cannabis option now. super. pic.twitter.com/9NsKNSMUIN
— J.R. Lind (@jrlind) March 5, 2015
Essential of life
— Charlie Daniels (@CharlieDaniels) March 5, 2015
Sweet tea
Nascar
Football
Spinning reels
Shotguns
Buck knives
Four wheel drives
Corn bread
Fire place
Barbecue
Chocolate
If you're a woman and you're not busty tonight do you want to meet up and discuss how one letter can make a whole tweet inappropriate?
— Tim Vine (@RealTimVine) February 14, 2015
Special thanks to @SouthernAlpha for being impartial in their reporting over the past week!
— Hack Tennessee (@HackTennessee) February 24, 2015
.@holman sorry we missed you at orientation yesterday. Your desk is here waiting for you. pic.twitter.com/PMYg017W1t
— Atlassian Bitbucket (@Bitbucket) March 3, 2015
Getting bored? Change your stack
— CommitStrip (@CommitStrip) March 2, 2015
http://t.co/jxBFzikxvs pic.twitter.com/CrUBiOgG6s
Everyone is like whee fun programming! What they don't tell you is that your computer is a total asshole.
— Jeff Atwood (@codinghorror) March 3, 2015
Happy Independence Day to the greatest country in the USA: Texas. pic.twitter.com/dTj7J8KCPW
— Texas Humor (@TexasHumor) March 2, 2015
