The @digitalocean momentum is strong. They're going to do great things, but I've decided to move on. My last day is January 15th.
— Mark Imbriaco (@markimbriaco) December 30, 2014
Jokinen strikes me as the kind of guy who points the flashlight at his face to check the batteries.
— NashJax (@MattieJax) December 30, 2014
It's my bobblehead giveaway 2nite in OKC for first 2,000 fans. How many times am I gonna hear the "Hey it's life size!" joke? Probably 2,000
— Mark Arcobello (@sporkabella) April 18, 2014
.@PandoDaily is a fountain of fucking lies
— Tony "Abolish ICE" Arcieri 🦀🌹 (@bascule) December 29, 2014
Gift receipt http://t.co/lzmqRWG0F5 pic.twitter.com/gpkUmTVQ2N
— tldrwikipedia (@tldrwikipedia) December 29, 2014
@primawesome violent grown men have deep emotional problems
— the joke explainer (@maxwelledwardee) December 27, 2014
When a grown man says he's going to "kick your ass" he doesn't actually want to fight, he wants a hug 20+ years ago.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) December 20, 2014
friends of @jamesgolick the news is worse than any of us can imagine. our beloved James died last night. Celebrate his beautiful life.
— jill380 (@jill380) December 27, 2014
@james_s_white Check at @WynnLasVegas :)
— Las Vegas Corgis (@LasVegasCorgis) December 27, 2014
At 6y/o my software development training began when my dog went missing & I followed his tracks 5mi into the woods. He was in the garage.
— Rebecca (Slatkin) Sloane (@RebeccaSlatkin) December 23, 2014
