i've stopped calling them hangovers and just started calling them mornings
P.K. was in the precinct house, using his one phone call to dedicate a song to Tammy, for she was the light by which he traveled into this and that
All plans now are under the affordable care act guidelines
Everything is Terrible
I once saw a rabid raccoon bite a redneck child at Fall Creek Falls.
The idealistic side of me wants to think that anybody can be as intelligent as they have the ambition to be. But the experienced side of me thinks very differently.
Extract from my rejected theme song to PTA's There Will Be Blood as feat. in ayoade on ayoade pic.twitter.com/YX59DUIjtU
— RICHARD AYOADE (@RichardAyoade) October 1, 2014
Minimalist black boot a la vibrant five fingers minus the toes
that's why we get high
BREAKING: CDC confirms first Ebola case diagnosed in the United States, Reuters reports. http://t.co/iefaY3RWzC pic.twitter.com/yf0JyeHN4D
— CNBC (@CNBC) September 30, 2014
windows is pretty fuckin' useless out of the box
Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.
— Jeremy Kahn is @trochee@dair-community.social (@trochee) September 30, 2014
Veterans' message for Fox host who called female pilot "boobs on the ground" –> http://t.co/jrNeXejSfI @trumanproject pic.twitter.com/i3nsciOKPc
— Media Matters (@mmfa) September 29, 2014
I figure the data set is small enough to just load it into memory
I start fightin' a war, I guarantee, you'll see somethin' new.
Shellshock is a cool name and all, but why didn’t we name this suite of Bourne shell bugs Treadstone?
— Brandon Valentine (@bvalentine615) September 27, 2014
All our base are belong to you
I'm authorized
sure as shit do or sure as shit do not, there is no sure as shit try
Great cover for this week's Economist. The Nobel peace prize winner now at war in 3 countries simultaneously! pic.twitter.com/CuQNen6zDc
— Jon Williams (@WilliamsJon) September 26, 2014
SECURITY UPDATE: incomplete fix for CVE-2014-6271
