First time in a long time i have had another womans hands on my junk
< 1 HORSE 2 DOGS
Since when has lipsyncing been live?
I hope some aviator whether it's me or not is immaterial gets to throat-punch you for Christmas
Karaoke is one of those things you say you are going to do when you really mean you are going to get drunk. Like camping.
Theyre at that age, their twenties, when the synapses are just firing. My job is to inspire them and provide a credit card, and direct them away from rabbit holes.
"I wrote a book about PHP"
— About Programming (@abt_programming) December 15, 2014
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oh. this beer' is nice.
Push notifications are much more reliable
the intersection of dumb people and breasts is boobs
I love Hattie B's. I head straight there from the airport.
I manage my own money.
WTF is bellevue?
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