
Honestly would prefer John Rich buying RCA just to land his fucking helicopters on over another condo eyesore filled with folks I'll resent.
— Caitlin Rose (@TheCaitlinRose) September 19, 2014

No. Stop it. Go away. Please. Please just go. http://t.co/jA3NAajFlX pic.twitter.com/K9UcX8ha8F
— Chris Remo (@chrisremo) September 18, 2014
Scotland's changed its Facebook status to "It's complicated" #indyref ... pic.twitter.com/yjAJBItgkR
— Jared Spool (@jmspool) September 18, 2014
via @chris_scotsman
When will we put Rails in stdlib? #ama #rubykaigi
— Aaron Patterson (@tenderlove) September 18, 2014
#FUNBELT RT @RedditCFB: Someone discovered Ctrl+V can be a cruel mistress: pic.twitter.com/CWu5Dt9Jo9
— J.R. Lind (@jrlind) September 18, 2014
Scotch and Tweed: Because it's always five o'clock—and 50 degrees—somewhere.
— Bonobos (@Bonobos) September 17, 2014

Self medicated pic.twitter.com/Pgpsii4vOb
— Wizard of Loneliness (@badlydrawnhugz) September 7, 2014
"I’m just not me until I’m plagued by painful acid reflux and excruciating headaches." http://t.co/GUQSyL4VbO pic.twitter.com/UfrMogV6pv
— The Onion (@TheOnion) September 16, 2014
I'd tell my son, an avid Minecraft player, about the acquisition, but I'm pretty sure he's never heard of Microsoft.
— John Siracusa (@siracusa) September 15, 2014
Anyway, my price is two billion dollars. Give me two billion dollars, and I'll endorse your crap.
— notch (@notch) December 18, 2012
he told me I give good head
— Google Poetics (@GooglePoetics) May 23, 2014
he told me he loves me
he told me he likes me
he told me to move on#GooglePoems pic.twitter.com/b1cDxdZo1r