In the morning, we will be sober. And they -- they will still be Belgium.
— Ross Douthat (@DouthatNYT) July 1, 2014

If this is how the Belgians make their waffles, then I am not giving them full credit. #USAvsBEL
— Hank Hill (@hankquotes) July 1, 2014
Welcome June hires!@lstoll
— DigitalOcean (@digitalocean) July 1, 2014
@dje @wfarr @supershabam
@IvanVanderbyl @colinkeany @taotetek @mdlayher @wwkeyboard @Robertoross
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"Arrakis, where all humping is dry." - why aren't you listening to @ihaventseen yet?
— Ferro (@Ferrovore) July 1, 2014




If there's anything that keeps me up at night, it's feeling like I don't have direct control over my employee's reproductive systems.
— Brianna Wu (@BriannaWu) June 30, 2014
Happy Ramadan to everybody accept for the fucking jabroni Zach Braff
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) June 28, 2014
This is probably the best pic from #Glastonbury you will see .. http://t.co/TtmDeIciQb"
— Eamonn Holmes OBE (@EamonnHolmes) June 29, 2014
To honor @NashvilleScene's 25th Anniversary, we let the domain expire. Someone should probably fix that
— J.R. Lind (@jrlind) June 28, 2014
i need some tech savvy teens from the neighborhood to come help me fish my computer out of the lake and tell me if the virus drowned yet
— brain genius (@sportsjeans) June 25, 2014











Torrential rains in Recife won't stop Teddy Goalsevelt who's leading the way to the #USAvsGER match.
— ESPN (@espn) June 26, 2014
(via @ussoccer) pic.twitter.com/ztft34HT51
Picard style tip: If you're balding, don't hide it. Own it.
— Picard Tips (@PicardTips) June 20, 2014
