Scotch and Tweed: Because it's always five o'clock—and 50 degrees—somewhere.
— Bonobos (@Bonobos) September 17, 2014
Self medicated pic.twitter.com/Pgpsii4vOb
— Wizard of Loneliness (@badlydrawnhugz) September 7, 2014
"I’m just not me until I’m plagued by painful acid reflux and excruciating headaches." http://t.co/GUQSyL4VbO pic.twitter.com/UfrMogV6pv
— The Onion (@TheOnion) September 16, 2014
I'd tell my son, an avid Minecraft player, about the acquisition, but I'm pretty sure he's never heard of Microsoft.
— John Siracusa (@siracusa) September 15, 2014
Anyway, my price is two billion dollars. Give me two billion dollars, and I'll endorse your crap.
— notch (@notch) December 18, 2012
he told me I give good head
— Google Poetics (@GooglePoetics) May 23, 2014
he told me he loves me
he told me he likes me
he told me to move on#GooglePoems pic.twitter.com/b1cDxdZo1r
On the set of Cannonball Run IV yesterday. #goodwood pic.twitter.com/wVbQw1Bv7Z
— A Continuous Lean. (@acontinuouslean) September 14, 2014
If you have questions about the game in general or modding Tug, you should be able to find answers here over the coming weeks.
— Feed The Beast (@FTB_Team) September 10, 2014
New patio bar up and running! pic.twitter.com/uAQhZo8Nok
— Brewhouse Midtown (@BrewhouseMid) September 13, 2014
Backyard Jam FRIDAY night littleharpethbrewing 7-11pm, no cover, mess of bands, $4 #LHBRew , bring… http://t.co/AIHcPXk6bj
— Little Harpeth Brewing (@LHBrew) September 12, 2014
It's like the Gift of The Magi /@wztv_fox17: A Nashville man is accused of beating his girlfriend for pawning his Xbox to pay for his bail.
— Stinkerbell (@originalCynic) September 12, 2014
