Insider's Guide To Hillsboro Village
Uber for Dog Poop. After your dog takes a dump, open our app & a team of Stanford graduates will be there in 10 minutes to scoop it up.
— Jared Scheel (@jscheel) May 23, 2014
High-quality Heartshe product for the hungry bachelor: pic.twitter.com/bs3kIRab8j
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) May 22, 2014



Thank god I spent a fuckton of money on office scotch today
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RT @sotak: The life of a software engineer pic.twitter.com/eu1z1rwa01
— Uncle Bob Martin (@unclebobmartin) May 22, 2014
What have they done to you?
Disgusting image of Spielberg on hunting trip. Very disappointing. pic.twitter.com/kW8MeNeVyG
— Chris Lunt (@dodgethedraft) May 21, 2014
you fucking racist
change comes from within
I am Meg White
change comes from within
the two ubiquitous things in the shipping industry are bald white men and XML
I'm on the phone with a client, let's not yell the word testosterone.