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Join us on Monday August 11 for Founders day! They will be here with a full roster of beers! pic.twitter.com/l4OqkqZIOg
— Mitchell Deli (@MitchellDeli) August 6, 2014
So we put talapia in the fruit tube
For England, Rooney is currently playing neither the burly nor the speedy role but the clumsy, oafish, depressing role. But who knows, maybe the suffocating Brazilian heat will bring the best out of him, the fat pig
Scientists have yet to figure out what pudding is. "What is this" said one scientist
— sunfilter (doesnt want to be homeless!) (@sunfilter) March 23, 2014
there's never enough to do
Doctor: are u sexually active
— YungOutline (@YungOutline) January 24, 2014
Me: I only fuck the police
*heelys away*
'I think Afghanistan is governable,' the official said, 'but the question is at what level?
Afghans today say that the view of their country as an ungovernable 'graveyard of empires' is condescending and uninformed. 'Unfortunately, we have a lot of overnight experts on Afghanistan right now,' said Said Tayeb Jawad, the Afghan ambassador to Washi
Guardians of the Galaxy http://t.co/IU2DR2lBgM pic.twitter.com/gOxbmwtjrx
— Review In Haiku (@reviewinhaiku) August 10, 2014
Oh, #defcon, how I love you. pic.twitter.com/N7vR05GIzk
— fishsupreme (@fishsupreme) August 10, 2014
Do what you want but be who you are.
In one gif, tell us how you REALLY feel about cloud computing:
— DigitalOcean (@digitalocean) August 8, 2014
only 15 out 19 of the hijackers were from saudi arabia so I think we should bomb iran
I don't remember give a shit. Did you mean: don't give a shit?
In a world...
I was talking with Seth Rogen's wife last week...
Tennessee doesn't have enough huge insects. Let's make an art installation about even larger insects.
If you're worried about Ebola, which 100‰ of scientists say don't, but not climate change, which 97% say do, reflect on your choices.
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) August 6, 2014
