Just another night of playing Cards Against Humanity... pic.twitter.com/lfu3YtdHRC
— Lance Armstrong (@lancearmstrong) May 18, 2014
It's my pleasure to answer your questions. I am truly committed to nothing but your satisfaction.
I will be thankful to you for your valuable feedback
Isn't a good deal Kevin?

what's in it for me other than hot chicken and waffles... nevermind.



buidling your ergodox is the modern-day equivalent of building your light-saber
fuck this meeting
While growth is critical and you should focus on it, occasionally consider who you want to fire too because it MAKES YOU FEEL ALIVE.
— Vooza (@voozahq) May 15, 2014


wtf is a dap?
We work hard to protect data from gov't requests. @EFF just gave us a perfect score on its Who Has Your Back report. https://t.co/iKUuLZrRsU
— Dropbox (@Dropbox) May 15, 2014
if you order soylent through me you'll get it 10 weeks sooner




I think it's a fallacy that the harder you practice the better you get.
i think what jay-z said to solange in the elevator was "i don't consider end of evangelion to be canon". that's what he said imo.
— erin (@tremolo_) May 14, 2014
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