fucking ldap
@SlackHQ @puppetmasterd FWIW, we could really use this at @centresource too.
— Brandon Valentine (@bvalentine615) April 16, 2014
class OrientDBGremlinArelSQLAdapter
The encounter was a victory, but I think we've shown it as an example of what not to do.
Unix geeks: today at 16:53:20 UTC, it'll be 1400000000 in Unix time. Let's all get drunk and party like it's 1399999999!
— Paul Robinson (@p7r) May 13, 2014
This is a family event!
Girl, are you my 401(k) because, by law, I am not allowed to touch you without penalty.
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) May 13, 2014
I'll punch a fish to death and not even be hungry.
mmm. peanut butter.
we were given a clothesline and we're using it as a flagpole
What is wrong with having a land war in Asia?
free labor is the cornerstone of U.S. economics
I agree that my obligations under this Agreement will continue after termination of my employment, expiration of my contract, or my relationship ceases with the Company.
#Preds GM David Poile said Barry Trotz told him to give Peter Laviolette 'my number in case he has any questions'. #NiceGuyBarry
— BetAlytics (@BetalyticsInc) May 8, 2014
the hidden ratio between crushing despair and the twinkling sunlight of dry cynicism breaking in
The utf8 characters in that refname are for U 01f377, the codepoint for the 'wine glass' emoji.
You are 8 times more likely to be killed by a police officer than a terrorist.
— UberFacts (@UberFacts) May 7, 2014
