COUGH WHILE YOU ARE TRYING TO POOP. IT RELEASES THE BOWELS.
all the liquor stores are closed on good friday, no wonder jesus killed himself
— wolf pupy (@wolfpupy) April 18, 2014
Don't break up the team because of your dick
Opinions are like assholes: you'll find a lot of disturbing ones on the internet.
— Frank Lesser (@sadmonsters) April 18, 2014
I hope you are all doing well. I have a start up in Orlando ...
I'm horrible at it, but I enjoy it.
Hell hath no fury like a draught system that is jacked.
all yeargin all the time
Princeton Concludes What Kind of Government America Really Has, and It's Not a Democracy - PolicyMic
we are safely in belize.
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I wonder what that little rapper from Prodigy is doing right now? Is he in a drain pipe drinking schnapps yelling about being a firestarter?
— chris crofton (@thecroftonshow) April 16, 2014
fuck it, burn it to the ground
In the Tang Dynasty, more than a thousand years ago, for example, prostitutes were registered with the state and they were licensed so they could pay taxes.
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The IRS supplied that in its statement, which dealt a blow to bitcoin "miners," who unlock new bitcoins online. The IRS said miners must include the fair market value of the virtual currency as gross income on the date of receipt.
Stop typing - and start shouting
fucking xeyboard
Fix feature_name sliders by not using them anymore
It's far more efficient to just take care of the lazy people than it is to try and figure out who the lazy people are.
We feel confident that ballistic Monte Carlo methods such as the one presented in this paper constitute reliable ways of computing mathematical constants should a tremendous civilization collapse occur.
He's the Dov Charney of a galaxy far, far away.
I don't know and I don't care.
Well there you go. RT @SportsnetTicker: #Preds are the first team in history to allow 0 short-handed goals in a full 82-game season.
— Cell Block 303 (@Cellblock303) April 14, 2014
Shea Weber now has 56 points, which is a new franchise record for points by a defenseman
— Jacob Underwood (@JUnderwood9) April 14, 2014
