stahnma
brandon
kevin
The trees have been a symbol of U.S.-Japan friendship since the Mayor of Tokyo donated 3,000 cherry trees to Washington, D.C., in 1912.
Japan, nice enough to forget that whole thing that strained our friendship in the 40s.
brandon
Maybe a drink would help. Put some alcohol in your mouth to stop the words from coming out.
Ron Swanson
kevin
--
happy birthday, rob
The Illinois Commerce Commission websites do not use Open SSL technology and are not vulnerable to the Heartbleed bug.
Fighting Illini
In a typical year the OpenSSL project receives about US2000 in donations.
maybe that's why they didn't share it with amazon earlier
kmarcum
cwage
brandon
Like, Im sorry, but you could tell everything was true. You guys do have bike meetings, motherfucker.
http://recode.net/2014/04/03/at-hbos-silicon-valley-premiere-elon-musk-is-pissed/
stahnma_
My usual workflow with children is to get them into bed as soon as possible.
jamison phrasing
kevin
Here, reach for the low D, it'll rattle your rumbleseat
ibid
You want to pull my stop?
kevin at a stop sign to a pedestrian, next week
I could use a jackhammer and a popcorn machine
rick bradley, buddhist
when in doubt, add cat
hassan reciting wisdom of the ancients
rickbra
brandon
yous a troll
ludacris
we luv deez trolls
outkast
brandon
I'm thrilled and grateful that CBS chose me. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go grind a gap in my front teeth.
Colbert on replacing Letterman
If you meet an arrogant developer who pretends to know everything, be careful. To them, their ego is more important than your software. An insecure person who mixes up their self-worth with their programming ability can be very unpleasant to work with.
words of wisdom
arafatm
horus_ple
brandon
evan
james
james
Such strict standards require programmers to spend significantly more time testing their work and neither technology companies nor consumers can stomach such delays.
We are doomed.
james
It's Thursday and it's past noon. Thursday is one of my days off. On my days off I start drinking at noon. You don't get to interrupt that.
Rust
maxbeizer
brandon
Mom, your super old aol email account just sent me a spam message. Be sure to change that password.
a friend driving home the point on facebook about heartbleed
brandon
jamison
jamison
arafatm
arafatm
W're bouncing all of your databases. Deal with it.
heroku
You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here
levicole's CEO
evan
It's basically about a bunch of power-hungry leaders with nearly unlimited resources who believe that laws don't apply to them, that due process must be circumvented, and that tough decisions should be made without consultation because nobody really wants
Tony Youngblood
The girl with the backup tattoo
awesome spam guys
Man. Today is just made out of dicks
jeremy, spot on
Reminder: Once youve confirmed your ELB is patched, your next job is to replace your SSL keys with a new key pair and revoke your old one.
Amazon
brandon
openssl 1.0.1-4ubuntu5.12 precise-security urgency=medium
why medium? why not extra large?
kevin
brandon
james
kevin
"artfully pornographic animals wearing glasses embroided with swear words
my automatically generated hipster hobby
