I'm trying to drink less. Any advice on how to not DO THE GREATEST THING EVER INVENTED BY MAN!?!?!?
— charles gould (@middleKidGould) April 7, 2014
Pretty hard to say goodbye, but I'm going to be leaving the @github family in a couple of weeks to embark on a new adventure.
— Mark Imbriaco (@markimbriaco) April 7, 2014

Friend just emailed me this. In his words: "I'm not a train expert, but I'm pretty sure this isn't going to work..." pic.twitter.com/L0RF30WabM
— Denny (@denny) April 6, 2014
I thought we, as a culture, agreed to forget the year everyone was into swing.
At this point, the most plausible theory is that MH370 was flown around Indonesia in a deliberate act to avoid dealing with CNN.
We are the ones who serve them coffee, deliver them food, suck their cocks, watch their kids ...
Coming this Tuesday on ABC: “Marvel’s Agents of- Wait, what?”
— Phil Wilson @philwilson@techhub.social (@philwilson) April 6, 2014
You only YOLO once. Live it up.

immediately becomes deeply involved in a rerun of a college basketball game between two South Dakota junior colleges that he has never heard of
I thought crunchy was that guy that always has a camera.
I don't understand how you can communicate and work since your timezones are so different
no but seriously, Frodo Baggins is a pussy.
stumbly mcdrinksalot
It's Latin for 'Not Asurion'.
It's on GitHub tonight'' ''Yeah, but I don't know what branch it's on.
i really need to run cat5
Bill ClickFlash DeJesus started following you.

test driven development is kind of tough
right now, it takes 10 mins to boot rails console
.@alisonbrie "Tight Ship" is a cake! #gijeff #ricecrispytreatboobs #uglycakesbymcgathy pic.twitter.com/RleHHp3vH7
— Erin McGathy (@ErinMcGathy) April 3, 2014
Finance Thought Leadership and Practical Strategies that Deliver Results
the release of DMT from the pineal gland into a fetus roughly seven weeks after conception marks the entrance of the spirit.
gorsuch is deploying puppet/this-is-what-my-life-has-come-to to production
Seriously, who the fuck would even make the hire referenced below?
... it stems from a moratorium on communicating directly with you set forth when you were brought back on board.
Practice is designed from the ground up to reverse your biological age.
Since I have been precluded from direct conversation with you...
Everyone just mark the Sway email as spam. That’s just lame that they’re doing what they’re doing.
— Comte Anthony Eden (@aeden) April 2, 2014
Raising technical debt is way easier than actually understanding and maintaining product focus
I'll see y'all on Thursday?