
Now that the sun’s back out, come on out and visit me! I’m sure you won’t mind getting heated a bit… #springiscoming
— BBHMidtownAwning (@BBHMidtownAwnin) February 22, 2014
@BBHMidtownAwnin has only been in existence and is an inanimate object and it has more followers than I do. Ouch.
— Cal Charlet (@cvcharlet) June 28, 2013
My favorite fetish porn film is now a delicious snack! pic.twitter.com/nb3XXoz9Mt
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) February 22, 2014

You can now add custom emoji to Slack! http://t.co/ctak7P0mih • Admin only. No animations yet (coming!) #changelog pic.twitter.com/rtSGS5CZrf
— Slack (@SlackHQ) February 22, 2014
For all those who are "baffled" by the WhatsApp price, take a look at this. #WhatsApp pic.twitter.com/xlQ2uDLBeM
— Aakrit Vaish (@aakrit) February 20, 2014
WhatsApp: 32 engineers. 11,562,500,000 messages per day per developer. 99.9% uptime.
— Adam Howard (@codeincontext) February 19, 2014
Learn Erlang.
The key to success is one dick, two balls.
— Kenny “KFUCKINGP” Powers (@KFUCKINGP) February 20, 2014
In comparison, look at companies like Apple that's actually making real money from customers. How many $19B chat apps have they bought?
— DHH (@dhh) February 20, 2014
I DON’T CARE IF YOU RUN BLACK TIE MARIJUANA PARTIES ON YOUR OWN TIME, BUT I WON’T HAVE ANY MORE TALK OF HASH FUNCTIONS IN THIS OFFICE
— PHP CEO BLUECHECKMARK.JPEG (@PHP_CEO) February 17, 2014


Drinking game for web developers:
— DutchTechSF (@DutchTechSF) February 7, 2014
1. Think of a noun
2. Google "<noun>.js"
3. If a library with that name exists - drink
See you guys at 5pm! We'll have those $3 drafts ready for you & the @Kenny_Vaughan trio takes the stage at 9pm for #BluesMonday! Cheers!
— 12 South Taproom (@12southtaproom) February 17, 2014
Wow. Strippers get angry if you make it rain Bitcoins.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) February 17, 2014
Wow. Strippers get angry if you make it rain Bitcoins.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) February 17, 2014
