Roses are red
— Corvidae of Reckoning (@joshmillard) February 14, 2014
Violets are blue
I rise like Olympus
O'er Serenget-YOU
lmao RT @simonfl: Worst swingers club ever http://t.co/IPCa4Co22H
— Cori Drew (@coridrew) February 13, 2014
"Slovaks" is one of those words that sounds like a racial slur but isn't.
— The Sleeping Giant (@USAbesthockey) February 13, 2014
I feel like 80% of my problems would be solved by a nap, cracking every vertebrae in my spine, and an hour-long bowel movement.
— Greg Knauss (@gknauss) February 12, 2014
"bargains .. these lawmakers may enter into with each other, for mutual support of their respective robberies" -- Lysander Spooner
— cwage (@cwage) February 11, 2014
Word "shell script" is so 90s. Borat evolve with times, now call them shell apps.
— Sysadm Borat (@Sysadm_Borat) February 4, 2013
Roman Josi riding a yoshi all the way to Sochi. Stay warm and toasty in Sochi Roman Josi. #goodluck@rjosi90 pic.twitter.com/Ail2ykbJP2
— Gnash (@Gnash00) February 11, 2014
@acontinuouslean Martinis are like a woman's breasts. One is not enough, but three is too many.
— The Rules (@rules_unbornson) February 9, 2014
@carrieunderwood Can you go back into said bathroom, please? Thanks.
— Cell Block 303 (@Cellblock303) February 9, 2014
That awkward moment when you go to the bathroom and your husband scores a goal for the @PredsNHL
— Carrie Underwood (@carrieunderwood) February 9, 2014
