
More like hipster stack
So my buddy looked up, looked at me and asked, was that yeti that just walked by wearing an I kitten code shirt?
When your army has crossed the border, you should burn your boats and bridges, in order to make it clear to everybody that you have no hankering after home.

amongst other things
thanks for quitting... so we could have cake
I just accidentally ate the ridge beam on this goddamned gingerbread house so I DON'T NEED TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR FUCKING PROBLEMS RIGHT NOW OK
— Velvet Steel (@Velvet_Steele) December 12, 2013
<stephen> all i'm hearing is excuses.
HC SVNT DRACONES
the tests were not good enough

I troll tumble for botd links. I could just look up porn, but I like being surprised.

sour mix? in a margarita? what is this, auschwitz?
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get drunk and flash your tits for jesus
look at Neo with the matrix screen
Yeah, I picked up two guys earlier from the Greenhouse who seemed to really enjoy the free booze
Girl, are you Captain Beefheart? Because I'm pretending to understand you
— Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 (@feraljokes) November 25, 2013
I don't care to belong to any club I can't remove myself from.
so fuck 'em
Hey there folks, we still have some spots left in our roasting class today at 3:30pm or 5pm. $10 to learn about our roasting process!
— Crema Coffee Roasters (@CREMACREMA) December 11, 2013
no one wants to know anything I know
My god, who wrote this? Oh, I wrote this.




I'm not even supposed to BE HERE today
All the issuer data is in the production database. However, we are addressing system memory issues which have now been diagnosed and are being repaired.
sudo fuck_this_day
the saints of the most common optimizations performed by compilers is the optimization of variable lookup. Our compiler, as we have borne the image of Baal, and made a king over all Israel
is that new?
we'll figure it out, we just gotta learn some stuff
For your standard non-HD sources like VCRs, cable TV, etc., Sony includes Digital Reality Creation DRC circuitry to produce a smoother, more fluid picture.
So have you heard from heath?
Perhaps youve accepted the common fallacy that 'Multithreading is hard.' Its not.
fuck yeah snow