way to go nostradamus
This is not very good news for the corporate world.
Everyone in their life has only one good idea.
Reason 347 why theory & practice are different: in theory I have a PhD in crypto, in practice my 4yo just guessed my android unlock pattern.
— Ben Adida (@benadida) November 20, 2013
I would suggest buying an RC car and playing with it everywhere, since there'll be damn near no one on the streets.
A valuation of 8bn sounds like a lot for a company that's only been around for six years, but it's unlikely to even raise an eyebrow in a world where profitless Twitter is valued at 20bn on the stock market and kittens'n'cupcakes site Pinterest is pegged
Run Forest Run

I think it's safe to say that my brother would have crushed playing the Rob Ford guy on SNL.
— Kevin Farley Official (@kevfarls) November 18, 2013
you don't think [Satoshi] was Al Gore, do you?
FinCEN: Cash is probably still the best medium for money laundering. #bitcoin
— Donna Leinwand Leger (@DonnaLeinwand) November 18, 2013
in order to evaluate the future of digital currencies, we've convened a panel of feds to talk about child porn for 3 hours
— cwage (@cwage) November 18, 2013
something will happen regarding bitcoin prices and volume
'here i go, here i go, here i go again, girls what's my weakness?'
— Graham Clark (@grahamclark) November 18, 2013
'PENS!'
-opening chant at bicnic, bic's annual company picnic
somehow I have a finger smudge cock and balls on my screen
In the future, bitcoin will either be incredibly valuable or worth nothing.
I am gay



fine. fuck it
That's the thing about fighting Orientals. they all have those ninja skills too.

I need to get the deer hair out of my bumper
abdominable smoeman
jameswhite is now known as jamesvacation
I hit a deer in the head on my way back from homebrew... err... Brewhouse. I've never been hunting and that's the third deer I've killed.


Eventually, your sales team lands a whale customer. They are really excited about it and engineering is looking around wondering what to do. It's like the bank calling in all of your technical debt at once.