just start plugging shit into it and see what happens
we don't actually have to be evil, per se we can just be soul-crushingly incompetent and in bad taste that it's worse than if we were actually just trying to be evil
But I've underestimated other peoples's penises before.
Nest is such a beautifully designed, incredible product. I can’t wait to see how Google fucking ruins it before eventually discontinuing it.
— ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive (@JonyIveParody) January 13, 2014
I don't give a fuck
Cats are useless
I once met a man from Nantucket.
— Gate Of Heavens (@GateOfHeavens) January 11, 2014
"A variable is a bucket.
Assign -1,
take the log and you're done."
Turns out that he was from NaNtucket.
CGI's stock immediately felt the impact of the reports, dropping 3% Friday in midday trading.
Turns out, if you quit: Everything's a failure
Its a pity some people still build important apps in PHP and Spring
Whoah, Github's pricing structure sucks for orgs with many very small private repos.
— Avdi Grimm (@avdi) January 9, 2014
"A child's course in life should be determined not by the ZIP code she's born in, but by the strength of her work ethic." —President Obama
— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) January 9, 2014
James Franklin turned Vandy in a consistent winner. That shouldn't get you the Penn State job. He should be the president of outer space.
— Bunkie Perkins (@BunkiePerkins) January 9, 2014
If you follow that guideline, youll be fine. If you dont, people will hate you, and youll be scorned by friends and family.
