We do devops
They're doing the automation, but manually
i know i'm loud but i'm french so it's excused.
the squiggly E wearing a hat
Ability to embiggen factorials in a cromulent fashion
T.G.I.F. @BearCreekBeef BBQ brisket special with Swiss/smoked onion jam/cilantro/mayo/hoagie. A possible addition to the permanent menu...
— Mitchell Deli (@MitchellDeli) November 8, 2013
United States has a gigantic military that can force people around the world to use dollars
as long as you have 3000 sitting in a bitcoin wallet, I'm going to have a little trouble feeling sorry for you [ being broke ]
fuck heroes
The buck stops with no one.
im looking for tutorials now. ill do it myself
I just thought you could give me the answer faster, but no worries, I'll figure it out for myself.
Can you get me a couple more crackers?
@twitter is a company with a dream with plans to make #CREAM $TWTR
— Wu-Tang Financial 🥑 (@Wu_Tang_Finance) November 7, 2013
Riker flirtation tip: It's possible to make a double entendre out of any statement, although it's often hard.
— Riker Tips (@RikerTips) August 26, 2013
DevOooops - when your mistakes affect EVERY instance at the same time
read before you type james
But I guess production is fine
closing tabs is quitter talk
I forgot I set Firefox to replace 'NaNoWriMo' with 'Murder All Humans.'
— whit (@whitneyarner) November 6, 2013
it's coming in on the rss feeds
âWhat can we do to make them forget weâre spying on them?â
— Mike Monteiro, cisgender male (@monteiro) November 1, 2013
âLet them use their iPads on takeoff.â
âDo it.â
we're on the customers side on this one
comma motherfucker
who is this Rorschach guy and why did he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting
— Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker) July 13, 2012
just sent an email to users buying us some more time
we are really close i think
should that be returning 503?
#Movember tip: In order to increase growth, smell wood daily. Red cedar for length, cherry for girth.
— Ron Swanson (@Sir_Ron_Swanson) November 3, 2013
get all number of things working
Billiard balls are good for this thought experiment because they are simple and we are under no illusions about free will affecting their behaviour.
