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2014 the year we finally get rid of Billy Fucking Joel
â@GoldAdam: Hey Nashville! Any Billy Joel fans in the house? Looks like he'll be doing a Bridgestone gig this year.â <crickets>
— Mello-D (@thedoyledavis) January 8, 2014
They also put a bag a poop on one neighbors porch and lit it on fire.
@Rich_Harris Yup! We support that. You'll typically see them called A Records.
— name.com (@namedotcom) January 8, 2014
I would merge this so hard that only the true king of England could pull it out again.
the Government has lost faith in the value of bitcoin
The statue will also have a functional purpose as a chair where people of all ages may sit on the lap of Satan for inspiration and contemplation
brutal cold spell, ice shortage

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if i had kids it'd be nonstop fecophilia jokes and solitary confinement
Merkel breaks pelvis as her new German coalition bickers
what happened that night is still shrouded in mystery
Hacker News is DOWN, but your chances of getting into YC if you know how to scale a plain text website are UP.
— HackerNewsOnion (@HackerNewsOnion) January 6, 2014
ironman athlete can't keep up with kids

I'm not dumb, Lindsay. I know what high people look like. I went to a Seals and Croft concert last summer.
'Having the opportunity to hold a cordial but spirited debate with such a well-known personality who is admired by so many young people will help bring the creation-evolution issue to the attention of many more people, including youngsters,' Ham said in a
Per our friend @JohWahlberg over in Sweden, #Preds prospect Filip Forsberg has been named the MVP of the 2014 World Juniors. #WJC #jvm14
— Cell Block 303 (@Cellblock303) January 5, 2014
The unheralded hazards of using git http://t.co/ZYmTzSWi1t
— your #1 source for absurdist true crime 🐀 🐍👑 🌷 (@davidgerard) January 4, 2014
Headline: Pope calls nuns, has to leave message
If I sold hats id be like "how many hats do you own" & when they try to answer id blow an airhorn in their face & be like "not enough hats"
— Scott Thompson (@greenteam15) May 14, 2013
Piss wherever you ne to

The vendors are literally going to stop making these low end feature phones, they're just going to make smartphones instead. That's what takes us to 5 billion.
as much as i like snatch...
It Seems You Need Some Space

A team of Tennessean reporters will be following the forecast throughout the weekend and will post regular updates at Tennessean.com.
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