See you guys at 5pm! We'll have those $3 drafts ready for you & the @Kenny_Vaughan trio takes the stage at 9pm for #BluesMonday! Cheers!
— 12 South Taproom (@12southtaproom) February 17, 2014
Wow. Strippers get angry if you make it rain Bitcoins.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) February 17, 2014
Wow. Strippers get angry if you make it rain Bitcoins.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) February 17, 2014
"i need to find a CTO for my tech startup" sounds a bit like "i want to start a rock band, but I don't sing or play any instruments."
— Meng Weng Wong (@mengwong) February 3, 2014
Roses are red
— Corvidae of Reckoning (@joshmillard) February 14, 2014
Violets are blue
I rise like Olympus
O'er Serenget-YOU
lmao RT @simonfl: Worst swingers club ever http://t.co/IPCa4Co22H
— Cori Drew (@coridrew) February 13, 2014
"Slovaks" is one of those words that sounds like a racial slur but isn't.
— The Sleeping Giant (@USAbesthockey) February 13, 2014
I feel like 80% of my problems would be solved by a nap, cracking every vertebrae in my spine, and an hour-long bowel movement.
— Greg Knauss (@gknauss) February 12, 2014

