"bargains .. these lawmakers may enter into with each other, for mutual support of their respective robberies" -- Lysander Spooner
— cwage (@cwage) February 11, 2014
Word "shell script" is so 90s. Borat evolve with times, now call them shell apps.
— Sysadm Borat (@Sysadm_Borat) February 4, 2013
Roman Josi riding a yoshi all the way to Sochi. Stay warm and toasty in Sochi Roman Josi. #goodluck@rjosi90 pic.twitter.com/Ail2ykbJP2
— Gnash (@Gnash00) February 11, 2014
@acontinuouslean Martinis are like a woman's breasts. One is not enough, but three is too many.
— The Rules (@rules_unbornson) February 9, 2014
@carrieunderwood Can you go back into said bathroom, please? Thanks.
— Cell Block 303 (@Cellblock303) February 9, 2014
That awkward moment when you go to the bathroom and your husband scores a goal for the @PredsNHL
— Carrie Underwood (@carrieunderwood) February 9, 2014
I have a lot more insight into why Tumblr is the way it is now (horrible). Its basic structure obstructs conversation & rewards posing.
— St. Rev. Dr. Rev âï¸â¯ï¸🏴😻 (@St_Rev) February 4, 2014
Dear Microsoft, please shut down codeplex and automatically migrate everything to github.
— Kevin (@kev_nz) February 7, 2014
