Want to feel old? Butts were invented 40 years ago today
— Matt Novak (@paleofuture) February 5, 2014
"The problem is I've been living in my parents' basement so my alcohol tolerance is low." -Daniel
— Nate Baker (@nathanTbaker) February 5, 2014
Nashville Fire Dept. chief says the pilot made a hard right turn and saved many lives by avoiding the YMCA building and a retirement home.
— WSMV 4 Nashville (@WSMV) February 4, 2014
It’s so much more fun to watch FOX when it’s someone else being blitzed & sacked! #SuperBowl
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) February 3, 2014
TIP: Don't broadcast your wifi ssid and password on national tv, especially NOT Super Bowl security command center. pic.twitter.com/LJSXgnV22k
— Anonymous (@YourAnonCentral) February 2, 2014
well shit, why don't you major in something practical or useful? like a raincoat? or a hammer?
— dr dipshit (@lil_aracuan) May 30, 2013
The @CincyCyclones are honoring the military by wearing Captain America hockey jerseys (via @JD96Rock) pic.twitter.com/4aqRz0BEIX
— Rotoworld Basketball (@rotoworld_hoops) January 31, 2014

