Just use the one built into ColdFusion
I am still researching the possibility of forming Heathsmom as a benefit corporation in Delaware
The Super Bowl is America's truest holiday; a pageant of our greatness and way of life. It demands its own shuffle.
— '80s Don Draper (@80sDonDraper) July 23, 2013

"I started playing D&D as a fighter, then switched to thief, and then to druid..." -- from my unsold AMC pilot, BREAKING BARD
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) July 25, 2013
Law of Demeter also applies to managers. If you're specifying *how* to do something down to the last detail, you're doing it wrong.
— Solomon White (@rubysolo) May 13, 2013
got all excited. then realized I don't have a TV
we have to write from scratch if we're changing languages, we can't use the old code, it's in a different language
organic and fruitful discussion
ping me when you are up...we are about to go into emergency mode.
fucking turtles
I got the best possible tour of Memphis today: through a car window at 75 MPH.
— Michael Deppisch (@deppisch) July 23, 2013
this isn't a change! i told you i wanted it in the beginning
It starts with book learnin'. Then you'll move on to free thinkin'. That's a gateway to Heroin and the gaysex.
I hate you all.

[ ops guy] do you want me to redeploy pine? gnome got installed somehow.
What does END LOOP mean?
You wanna know my thing? If I really have it solid for a girl, I'll ride by her house on my bike. I'll do it, like, a hundred times in a day. It's really... it's intense.

