I got 99 bugs but your patch ain't one.
Not only is "prostitution" a tagged skill you can select on LinkedIn,
Ranta Clause
The only tattoo I have on my dick is 'NO STEP' on the head.
I'm in the IT sub-genre of performance art.

Someone actually tried to recruit me on LinkedIn. Flattering! Attached my reply. pic.twitter.com/LbZbMjnWJN
— Ben Chestnut (@benchestnut) July 16, 2013
I define fun as winning
Most men die at 25... we just don't bury them until they are 70. - Benjamin Franklin
— Zack Gilbert (@zackgilbert) July 18, 2013


you have a merry Christmas
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This 1964 @Porsche 356C has been daily driven for over 40 years, accruing 980,000 miles along the way. pic.twitter.com/3lT4r9Q9i0
— Bergstrom Automotive (@bergstromauto) July 16, 2013


me, every day.

OOOH new gist from bobby!
Could you regenerate the certificate with an IP for the common name instead of a host name?
tell them jameswhite said they're a fucking idiot
Give a man a program, he'll be mad for an evening. Teach a man to program and he'll be mad for the rest of his life.
— I write code (@McMillanSean) July 13, 2013
