"Nobody knows what that thing is, or why it's there," says the scientist, pointing at everything.
— Night Vale podcast (@NightValeRadio) July 12, 2013
"He reminds me of my high school drinking coach."
— A Developer (@ADevSaidIt) July 12, 2013
Hey @espn, thoughts on showing more hockey highlights?
— San Jose Sharks (@SanJoseSharks) July 12, 2013
The four-minute highlight reel of my life will include a three-minute musical montage of me not answering my phone.
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) July 11, 2013
"At 11, I could say 'I am sodium' (Element 11), and now at 79, I am gold." http://t.co/0kUTJDny4A What element are you, dear reader?
— Radiolab (@Radiolab) July 11, 2013



Haha! "Erlang is good for systems, but bad for jobs: you write it, and it runs for years. Java is good as a 'jobs program'" -@dieswaytoofast
— Bryan Hunter (@bryan_hunter) July 10, 2013
@radleybalko it seems to be isolated to a Southeast Comcast ISP problem
— Tracy (@ByMyLifeMyLove) July 10, 2013
"Yes Asiana Airlines - do you have any flights that go all the way to San Francisco?"
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) July 10, 2013

Wow, fun times at @buffer! @BelleBethCooper joined the team last week, @melimoha starts this week and @BMRideas next week. #excited
— Joel Gascoigne (@joelgascoigne) July 9, 2013



