
I've had to teach myself all this stuff and you know it's like Algebra, you just keep at it and then it clicks.
Nobody with a glove full of human shit is ever the winner of anything.
There's nothing as effective against computer problems as agression.
Schrödinger's Penis: The paradox concluding that an unobserved penis, shielded from view is both large and small at the same time.
— 𝐏𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐝𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐲𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞 (@pdsmobile) June 5, 2013


Things you might say if you never took Physics: "I'm better off not wearing my seatbelt."
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) June 4, 2013
Hi Deploy,

Are you aziz today?
is it N?
Bad news: Every time I delete your dick pic the Cloud puts it back.
— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) June 3, 2013
i need a face beard.
you don't need a captcha on a purchase form because the credit card has to be valid
DO not taunt animals or attempt to enter animal exhibits
Reporter: "Can computers think?"
— Rúnar (@runarorama) May 31, 2013
Edsger Dijkstra: "Can submarines swim?"
we are pretty awesome