“What can we do to make them forget we’re spying on them?”
— Mike Monteiro, cisgender male (@monteiro) November 1, 2013
“Let them use their iPads on takeoff.”
“Do it.”
we're on the customers side on this one
comma motherfucker
who is this Rorschach guy and why did he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting
— Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker) July 13, 2012
just sent an email to users buying us some more time
we are really close i think
should that be returning 503?
#Movember tip: In order to increase growth, smell wood daily. Red cedar for length, cherry for girth.
— Ron Swanson (@Sir_Ron_Swanson) November 3, 2013
get all number of things working
Billiard balls are good for this thought experiment because they are simple and we are under no illusions about free will affecting their behaviour.
one of my eyes doesn't work because it got sucked out by a butt
well my thinking was that, if the tests describe the valid initial state. they should always be valid
For Halloween, I'm dressing as a Ruby developer.
— I Am Devloper (@iamdevloper) October 31, 2013
Just need to find a high horse to sit on...
At this point, learning to code is simply about understanding how the world functions.
The plasma TV marketshare has been shrinking faster than Miley Cyrus future career prospects.
How does DST affect plants' circadian rhythms?
If you're good at something, never do it for free.

