I wish the big beers came with a straw so I wouldn't have to lift them.
You'll only be without phone service for 10-15 minutes while the new system comes on line. I say we do it during business hours and see what happens.


...There is weakness in the legal advertising sector due to changes in state laws and less demand is hurting our revenue growth...
No, I've never upgraded a linux box to a new release, but I have upgraded OSX, which is easy.
Everyone should check these links out.http://t.co/73GbF1kIEAhttp://t.co/6ORFkOkdYy
— tinnies.club/@jameswhite (@james_s_white) August 1, 2013
I'm not a wife beater. I couldn't get her to quiet down

you're gonna sex me in the cage
/r/datgap
we currently do it both ways so whatever is easier for you
Passed a TV on CNN at the airport. Stopped for Manning news. Piers Morgan was interviewing Star Jones about Anthony Wiener. I hate America.
— Radley Balko (@radleybalko) July 31, 2013
If the bar ain't bendin, then you're just pretendin #xmen #daysoffuturepast pic.twitter.com/7sDhbPNNUm
— Hugh Jackman (@RealHughJackman) July 30, 2013
New shuffleboard table installed today. #iplaytowin pic.twitter.com/fvgaYD5I59
— Brewhouse Midtown (@BrewhouseMid) July 30, 2013

You'll eat what you're fed, when you're fed it.
Link from aziz with the word 'fetish' in the url I better click that.
420Enhance Your CalmReturned when you are being rate limited. Chill the heck out.