too rapey
i think yours was a little bit creamier but i don't remember for sure
Made this last night, @wilw @nerdist THE WREATH OF KHAAAAN. pic.twitter.com/hcREGlWzQY
— Annie Shapiro (@apianoshrine) December 8, 2013
a venerated statue of the Virgin Mary in the Cathedral was denounced as a witch, and given a trial by water in the Daugava River.
But there is a danger there, too that in this more perfect future, failure will become obsolete.
just added more bad software to the world
More like hipster stack
So my buddy looked up, looked at me and asked, was that yeti that just walked by wearing an I kitten code shirt?
When your army has crossed the border, you should burn your boats and bridges, in order to make it clear to everybody that you have no hankering after home.
amongst other things
thanks for quitting... so we could have cake
I just accidentally ate the ridge beam on this goddamned gingerbread house so I DON'T NEED TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR FUCKING PROBLEMS RIGHT NOW OK
— Velvet Steel (@Velvet_Steele) December 12, 2013
<stephen> all i'm hearing is excuses.
HC SVNT DRACONES
the tests were not good enough
I troll tumble for botd links. I could just look up porn, but I like being surprised.
sour mix? in a margarita? what is this, auschwitz?
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get drunk and flash your tits for jesus
look at Neo with the matrix screen
Yeah, I picked up two guys earlier from the Greenhouse who seemed to really enjoy the free booze
Girl, are you Captain Beefheart? Because I'm pretending to understand you
— Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 (@feraljokes) November 25, 2013
I don't care to belong to any club I can't remove myself from.
so fuck 'em
Hey there folks, we still have some spots left in our roasting class today at 3:30pm or 5pm. $10 to learn about our roasting process!
— Crema Coffee Roasters (@CREMACREMA) December 11, 2013
no one wants to know anything I know
My god, who wrote this? Oh, I wrote this.

