

Constantly seeking to gain new knowledge and skills
This position will be responsible for the ownership of a given functionality area to validate the adherence of the services to best practices and coding standards. This will involve review of work impacting given functionality area, validating designs, an
I no longer have to work about security or identity theft. Now that I have my passwords stored in one place, I feel safe
wait, send me a LinkedIn request first
would you rather be endorsed on LinkedIn for 'goats' or 'blowjobs'?
I live in a dry commune
Hoppy beer is awful—or at least, its bitterness is ruining craft beer’s reputation. - Slate Magazine
i love corporate america

I need to see how you flex your shaft
to be fair, they never had DNS problems
Apparently, yes. Prostitution, in fact, is a skill for which you can get endorsed on LinkedIn.
LinkedIn Wants Prostitutes To Stop Using Its Site
You're going to need to burn that jacket

Sugary drinks can be a part of any diet as long as your calories in balance with the calories out
future me will never suspect his coffee is full of LSD
the plural of beej is 'awesome'
I lead with my digits
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the Internet is my porn trunk now.