https://gist.github.com/cwage/f100163250ffe6eff3dc/raw/cb367988a834f322dea5806ebced50a2ac2b9bc7/a.rb
don't let it capsize

Many women have been conditioned to think that sex is degrading for them. That’s the cause. Being offended by sexual jokes is just symptom.
— Dr Lea Verou (@LeaVerou) March 22, 2013


from what ive learned, youre already wrong.
Data base of people not to employ http://t.co/obsXWQ6Jh6
— R.I.Pienaar (@ripienaar) March 21, 2013
Effective immediately, @AdriaRichards has been terminated from @SendGrid. For more details, please see http://t.co/5sZOVkDlq7
— SendGrid (@SendGrid) March 21, 2013
Soyou're marrying a racist?
I don't know if anyone ever seen nothing like it. I never heard nothing like it until I seen my own. Started cleaning it out a day or 2 before it happened and now look here
For the last half hour, I've been checking on a pizza in an oven that isn't on.
I'm not even ashamed
Someone needs to build a service that provides a private gem, maven, yum and apt server to make it easier to deal with custom builds.
— Eric Lindvall (@lindvall) March 20, 2013
My first mission was to make sure the backdoor I demanded they write me worked properly
Remember us! We are the folks that gave you that great deal on that 3ft RG6 18AWG 75Ohm, Quad Shield, CL2 Coaxial Cable with F Type Connector - Black
It's like you're dreamin' about gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby.
— Alison Brie (@alisonbrie) March 20, 2013
