I quit the crypto diet because I couldn't stand all the Bigfoot liver.
— Gate Of Heavens (@GateOfHeavens) March 19, 2013
https://gist.github.com/cwage/0a10066506a1214b60f5/raw/5dfce33c65c61d2c75100e90f80665785a68af50/a.rb
until programmers stop acting like obfuscation is morally hazardous theyu2019re not artists, just kids who donu2019t want their food to touch.
science is just your opinion, man
walk it off
I see no upside for james.
frugality isn't a protected status.
It's customary to pay your bill when it's due.
Sure am, your mom's lipstick was green
shitballs
It's just not DevOps until you type 'curl http://.. | sudo ...'
— Marsh Ray has left and you should too. See bio. (@marshray) March 18, 2013
It turns out there is a lot of overlap between people who like programming and people who like beer.
dicks gonna dick
I KNOW how to date lesbians. You use accelerator mass spectrometry to count their C-14 atoms. (Valid only in lesbians born before 1950)
— whit (@whitneyarner) March 15, 2013
probe it
someone needs to start skyping the brewhouse so i can beer there in spirit
I like to pepper the dicks
I like to smoke things
God, how damn good does it feel when a shit just slides right out?
— Kenny “KFUCKINGP” Powers (@KFUCKINGP) March 14, 2013
redis will keep your data for probably a while
async give it a few minutes
We won't be able to integrate it if everything's broken
