Can I burn down your house?
— Judd Legum (@JuddLegum) October 2, 2013
No
Just the 2nd floor?
No
Garage?
No
Let's talk about what I can burn down.
No
YOU AREN'T COMPROMISING!
#BREAKING: Ross William Ulbricht, founder of underground drug site Silk Road, has been arrested. @ABC
— Aaron Katersky (@AaronKatersky) October 2, 2013
I put profanity in my passwords so it just looks like I'm cursing incoherently when I mistype them into chat windows.
— aethylred.bsky.social (@Aethylred) October 2, 2013
Technically under Obamacare, Obama is allowed to start smoking again.
— Denis Leary (@denisleary) October 1, 2013
Be sure to leave out some paleo-friendly treats. Libertarian Santa comes later tonight.
— Radley Balko (@radleybalko) October 1, 2013
The shutdown may postpone background checks for guns. Did Republicans just accidentally pass gun control?
— CC:Indecision (@indecision) October 1, 2013
In case of governmental shut down, be calm: the secret world government is well funded. Microbrainwaves and fluoride will continue to flow.
— John Hodgman (@hodgman) September 30, 2013
Tried a mind meld with a congressman...PAIN !! LLAP
— Leonard Nimoy (@TheRealNimoy) September 29, 2013

