but im holding a baby

emulatin'. clickin'. freakin'
Why the fuck are we even friends?



I like bash
kill jamison
I keep IRC way over there in a different workspace and I don't check it but twice a day and I just make fun of james when I do.
Hey, we put some training videos in git and need them deployed to the website. What's the best way to do that?
customer?
one man's terrorist is another mans
My company announced the end of the necktie requirement today. 1990, here we come! http://t.co/VyszYT8gbz
— Ben Ward (@benbward) April 25, 2013
Sam's gonna Spam
getting a .NET to rails is almost as good as converting a hot lesbian to being straight
Opening a strip club with fat male strippers and we serve chicken- it's called 'chicken dales' -all the chicken and slaw u can eat!
— Tracy Morgan (@TracyMorgan) April 24, 2013
i keep hoping for a sink hole in that general area.
CyberBeans are safe because they use advanced web technology
nobody who needs to get that is going to get it
a good citizen eats meat. plenty of meat.
We've extended the 35% discount for #PuppetConf 2013 by ONE day. Get it before midnight tonightt: http://t.co/oGBhlrh2GO #devops
— Puppet Events (@PuppetEvents) April 23, 2013





unless I've done something stupid
we're a debian shop!
you need a lazy-suzan of laptops
you should totally hire the fuck out of sammy
Baby come back! You can blame it all on me... I was wrong, and I just can't live without you.