Women: men don't just want to sleep with you. They also want to explain something while you nod appreciatively.
— Jesse Thorn 🤷ââï¸ (he/him) (@JesseThorn) April 20, 2013
shitload of pivot tables in Excel...
Can you imagine what it must feel like to be in Boston, locked in your home, hoping and praying tha the killer doesn't choose you? How horrible that must be?
@stevencwarren @bvalentine615 you might change your mind on Atlanta if you come visit our brewery
— SweetWater Brewery (@sweetwaterbrew) April 18, 2013
edley's east is super convenient
terrorist manual
terrorist manual
i drank beer last night for the first time since the night before.
now he can go back to being a wal-mart greeter
A remote, unauthenticated attacker could execute arbitrary code, cause a denial of service, or gain unauthorized access to your files or system.
what an embarrasing freudian slut
There is a conference call on this, would you care to join?
CNN has committed so many errors today, they've been called up by the Cubs.
— Korked Bats (@korkedbats) April 17, 2013
I feel like I'm in Groundhog Week
What the Boston Marathon terrorists really don't get is that they attacked an unshakable group of people who run 26 miles until their nipples are raw on their day off.
we'll pick a keg of beer for cto, and replace him every 3-5 days
you shut your whore mouth
