Things you might say if you never took Physics: "I'm better off not wearing my seatbelt."
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) June 4, 2013
Hi Deploy,

Are you aziz today?
is it N?
Bad news: Every time I delete your dick pic the Cloud puts it back.
— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) June 3, 2013
i need a face beard.
you don't need a captcha on a purchase form because the credit card has to be valid
DO not taunt animals or attempt to enter animal exhibits
Reporter: "Can computers think?"
— Rúnar (@runarorama) May 31, 2013
Edsger Dijkstra: "Can submarines swim?"
we are pretty awesome
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— StrikeBase (@strikebase) May 30, 2013
AMERICA! WE BUILD TRUCKS!