you're gonna sex me in the cage
/r/datgap
we currently do it both ways so whatever is easier for you
Passed a TV on CNN at the airport. Stopped for Manning news. Piers Morgan was interviewing Star Jones about Anthony Wiener. I hate America.
— Radley Balko (@radleybalko) July 31, 2013
If the bar ain't bendin, then you're just pretendin #xmen #daysoffuturepast pic.twitter.com/7sDhbPNNUm
— Hugh Jackman (@RealHughJackman) July 30, 2013
New shuffleboard table installed today. #iplaytowin pic.twitter.com/fvgaYD5I59
— Brewhouse Midtown (@BrewhouseMid) July 30, 2013
You'll eat what you're fed, when you're fed it.
Link from aziz with the word 'fetish' in the url I better click that.
420Enhance Your CalmReturned when you are being rate limited. Chill the heck out.
OH during code review: “your mom is an abstraction.”
— Evan Light — elight@tenforward.social (@elight) July 26, 2013
This gave me pause.
You may be asking, how can you be sure? There's one sure-fire way. When a girl you know, like, and trust asks for a picture of your penis, you'll know it's time to get out your camera, fire up your Macbook, and Photoshop her head onto the body of a woman
Oh what? Are you a 9/11 sympathizer?

