
Are you still calling waitresses Sally? Is that still your thing?


Just want to point out the NRA's plan to stop school shootings is literally the plot of Kindergarten Cop.
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) December 21, 2012



This is how we do software deploys http://t.co/DFy49UeN
— Philip J. Hollenback (@philiph) December 19, 2012

you can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning

I didn't write that error text, Microsoft did.

it's a squat, not the charleston
it's a computer, not a magical unicorn.
i'm gonna go hot chicken myself to death in my house


i had you pegged for a lifetime cohabitator.

