
James White, where are your clothes?



I mean we do not support python on our support floor
ughhhh
It's amazing how much chutzpah you have when you have no idea what you're doing
exercising as a fat guy is hard

I'm helping.
100% packet loss
ping 420
I had to hang up [ on the customer support call. ] I had another conference call.
@bascale Kudos for suggesting RubyGems get its signature act together, but why an unproven, theoretical solution? PGP/GPG works today.
— Brandon Valentine (@bvalentine615) February 7, 2013
All [software problems] fall into one of 3 categories: muffin, horse or bird.
— w h i t (@whit) February 7, 2013
get to work james
wtf/hour
sweet jesus, what is that? like doughnut number four?
what are LCDs? like five cents?

now use ldd to find the dependencies for the binaries you copied and copy those into the chroot
OpsCode rewrote their core server in Erlang. Which is funny, because I just replaced our Chef install with 46 lines of bash, perl and rsync.
— Neckbeard Hacker (@NeckbeardHacker) February 5, 2013
machines are people too!