riding a unicorn made of bacon
Our bottle is a redhead / Our limestone lake is blue / Loretto is for lovers / And our bourbon's awaiting you!

Photo of the Day: #Braves pack up the moving truck that will head to Orlando later today. pic.twitter.com/WtyNJWkJ
— Atlanta Braves (@Braves) February 4, 2013
If that does not work remove pulseaudio and reboot.
tough call for jesus between Kaepernick and Ray Lewis 2 of his biggest fans but as Ray said He doesnt make mistakes - went with the murderer
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) February 4, 2013
it's not linux if you don't spend at least a few hours pissing away your life fucking with sound
We will have the happy hours from 4.00PM - 6.30 PM Monday - Friday.
Nice job, @Beyonce. Could’ve used more Segways, accordions and singing Amish people, but still.
— Al Yankovic (@alyankovic) February 4, 2013


I did a lot of googling on the issue.


good thing twitter dumped the buggy and slow ruby and the associated gems for something secure and fast like java
fucker
Go away or I will replace you with a very large directed acyclic graph with edge containment problems fuckit - a shell script
who are you talking to?
ldap is pretty solid


I can tell you the comforting lie while I harsh truth you in the butt
stahnma? oh. you mean Terrapin says 'hi'

Ladies, I'd rather you give me a pound than the "Either I have scoliosis or I'm keeping my boobs away from you" hug.
— Neal Brennan (@nealbrennan) January 31, 2013
Introduction to Fraud
is it still appeal to authority if you declare that you're an authority and appeal to yourself?
Other side effects may include violent urges or, similarly, the urge to be successful in business or finance.
we added some ajax refresh code and it's basically a causing a ddos
Enjoy the stability of a Fortune 500 company
I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. There's no way they can prove anything.
my hole has a straw in it
gross
Hey the special today at Brewhouse midtown is the Mojo Pork Sandwich
— Jennifer Basie (@jenniferbasie) January 30, 2013
I know" "Just sayin'" "I KNOW" "JUST SAYING
Sounds like a gig for suckers.
